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Terms and Conditions for my Mpango wa Kando
I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. The following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando.
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando....
The Mpango wa Kando, here-in called project, has agreed fully with the followin...
Terms and conditions? Mpango wa Kando fights back
One IVY MUIGAI decided to reply to my article on Terms and conditions for my Mpango wa Kando. Well, right of reply applies so here goes her reply ....
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Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law without...
Hilarious Customer Care Call ...
Thank you for calling Safaricom customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
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Mrs Right Rejection Letter
Dear Aspiring Wife,
Its with deep regret that I inform you that you have been eliminated from further consideration as my Mrs. Right. Its not easy to pin-point the actual reason that made me disqualify you but go through the following and see whic...
Men, Women And PMS ...
For all its worth, Men and women are very different. One lot shaves the face, the other lot shaves legs. One lot likes the toilet seat up, the other (for some twisted reason) insist they want it down. One lot suffers PMS and the other faces the wrath...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
Are you suffering from Vitamin S deficiency?
A study by the Ministry of Health has raised the red flag over effects of Vitamin S deficiency among the general public. The deficiency of this vitamin whose scientific name is sex-iferol is in such high levels that the government is requesting sexpe...
R.I.P Mututho Law
Mututho law was suspended by the law courts yesterday. In drunken-speak, thats simply means he was told to go screw himself. And in polite teetotaler language, he was told to kindly go have intercourse without involving a second party. And so as a re...
Fun things to do in a Supermarket
Supermarkets and shopping malls are a fun place to be. And if you want to add more fun to the shopping experience, here are a few ideas. Please note that your dental formula may be affected by the following activities.
1) Sing loudly as you shop. ...
