Humor Articles
Rules Of Engagement In The Urinal
Men have a lot of unwritten rules. The most popular of course is that any guys sister is off limits unless you have the express intention of marrying her and hold a letter of good conduct from your local chief, your local pastor and a foot-stamp from...
The day I almost became a Chips Funga
I am a very worried human being of undefined gender. The twins that reside at the junction of my left and right leg - the ones that neighbor the huge guy (am talking a whooping 20 millimetres ... but I suck at math) who likes giving standing ovation ...
Someone Help Alpha Climb Up His Baby Cot
Early this morning I saw a tweet rebuking the attacks that were apparently being directed at Alpha Rwirangira, the winner of one of the past TPF (Tusker Project Fame) events. I followed the link to his Facebook account where he has posted a five cour...
Northern Ireland Blood Bank Notice
Northern Ireland Health Minister Edwin Poots has been in the news for saying he thought that people who engage in high risk sexual behaviour in general should be excluded from giving blood. In addition, he went ahead and named these categories as gay...
Things an Idiot Sees At an ATM ...
So what is the deal with the idiots who spend a ridiculously long time at the ATM? How hard can select language, enter PIN, key in money and then collecting it and the receipt really be? Well, this morning I was the victim of a scenario where a guy s...
My Budget Proposals ...
Budget day, the day the govt tells us how much we need to bend over depending on how deeply they want to screw us. We must be whores. On second thought, make that a very dumb whore. You know, a whore is someone who gets money for getting screwed. A d...
Hey! That is NOT my fart.
A drunk guy heard Chris Martins' Cheaters Prayer on Saturday morning and what followed had me laughing hysterically. I had just left the house a few minutes earlier on my way to the bank just around my neighborhood. Just a few meters past my place, I...
Replace Traffic Rules with Vagina
If there is anything I know, it is the fact that replacing the subject or object in most non-funny statements with vagina makes it funny as hell. I said most. Not all. And because most Kenyan drivers drive like the said word in its expletive form, I ...
Letter From Lion To Tourists
Dear Visitors To My Jungle;
I wanted to start this letter with a roar but that wont have the desired effect in writing of making you suprise your pants with fluid and maybe semi solid stuff. Thus, let me use something you might understand better. ...
Ah, Cobwebs Again ... But the brooms are out
Hmmm, this blog keeps getting more and more cobwebs. I have been a little busy since I last posted. Actually thats a lie. If I somehow managed to scramble two hours to watch Men In Black III, I cannot have been that busy. Its just plain laziness I gu...
