Humor Articles
Maswali Nyeti to the government
1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency?
2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we ...
If cars were like computers ...
1) If you get an erection while driving, a pop-up would appear on the windscreen with the message, "New hardware detected!"
2) A car would take forever to start. It would first list ALL the things it has in the engine, bring the manufacturer's log...
Men and the Kitchen ...
The person who will invent a machine for us men which we can throw food ingredients into and get a delicious hot meal after some few minutes of buzzing and flashing will definitely become a billionare. Cooking is a headache for men. And dont even men...
Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
Kenyans and Peculiar Business Names
Kenyans have been called peculiar many times. I always tend to agree because lets face it, we are peculiar. And the area where we are most guilty is business names. Based on what I observe, I fear that soon, with the name syllables' combinations that...
Internet explorer 6 - The Last Dinosaur
I just bumped into a picture that ridicules Internet Explorer (Version 6 especially) and it reminded me how much of a headache that relic of a browser used to be. No tabs, pathetic rendering of styles and as usual for most MS stuff, very unreliable. ...
Prostitution is like Banking
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
The Crazy Dictionary
Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house.
Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles.
Hard drive: They used to be called d...
I Think Am Pregnant ...
I seriously think I am pregnant. There is increased activity in my mid-section and my stomach has bulged a bit. However, everytime I think am pregnant, I stand naked in front of the mirror and think, NAAAH! Its not possible. The two jewels staring ba...
If weaves could talk, They'd say ...
Am tired of being a weave; of being called the suicide bomber of bedroom romance or an over-insistent pet that perches on people's heads. Am tired of getting blank stares from people and being blamed for stinking yet its all my owners fault.
Its ...
