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Sleep's a lady, and am her bitch
My sleeping patterns have been a little zigzag of late, and I am talking a zigzag like the one I used to draw in nursery school. You see, while I am quite good at drawing now, I was absolutely pathetic at a young age; the kind of bad that draws a cir...
MTV Shuga Official Theme Track Video
MTV Shuga launched the official theme track video for the show on Friday night. The show which is currently in its second season is currently showing on local TV stations.
Shuga is a hard-hitting drama that follows the lives, loves and ambitions ...
Catch a Grenade, throw it at the wedding committee
So you want me to be part of your wedding committee? And come to the pre-wedding party too?
NO! No Freaking way!
Okay, maybe I sounded a little harsh there. Let me think about it for a second and maybe I may have time to gain energy to say a ...
Beauty products for men? You are kidding right?
Beauty products for men... Hmm! That right there, in my not so humble opinion, is an oxy-moron. I keep saying it over and over in my head and it still sounds wrong. Whenever I say it, my head spins off straight into the bizarre. Our male politician...
Bosses Bosses Bosses
Someone said that bosses are like diapers; always on your ass and mostly full of shit. I do not know how right or wrong they were but bosses are a part of everyone's life at one point or the other. We love them and hate them, mostly hate them. They c...
Hookers Demand To Give KRA head...
So hookers had a demonstration demanding dialogue with the powers that be. Well, I think if the people who normally give fucks decide to stop giving fucks to demand dialogue, we better listen. Especially because they are willing to give KRA head. Tha...
Types Of Sex Partners - Mens Edition
So our dear ladies have been bugging me about this post for quite a long time now. And all because I wrote one that categorized them into different types of sex partners some time back. I kept wishing they would forget but you know ladies. They do no...
Are Beautiful Women Funny?
Actually the question here should be, are beautiful women indeed interesting? However, I will go ahead and address the question about how funny they are and ignore interesting all together. This is because interesting depends a lot on the activity in...
Visa na Mikasa ya Valentines Day
Valentines came and went and I am hoping you came too because I did not. It was one of the rare Valentines day that I spent by my lonesomeness for very many reasons that will not be discussed in this forum. And no, I wasn't on my periods as someone s...
Just what does that word in that CV mean?
Resumes! Or as I like to call them, lies hidden in professional language. Whenever I see a resume/CV, I always imagine a person looking for difficult words that scream NICE GUY and cramp them up onto an A4 document in a bid to appease potential emplo...
