Humor Articles
Good Morning Crass - Twitter 101
1. Get rid of the egg. People are afraid of eggs. You may hatch into a snake
2. Would you walk up to a stranger and beg them to follow you? Weird, huh. Thats what it feels like when you beg ppl her
3. If #FF was a child, many tweeps would be pa...
Visionless 2030
The government has announced that Vision 2030 will soon be renamed to a more fitting name. They are currently considering three names. LOL, LMAO and Who The Fcuk are we fooling?
The last one is the most appropriate one in my opinion.
If I was ...
Dear Govt, Get Your Shit Together
To whoever is in charge - If anyone is...
The World English dictionary defines a moron as a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, and who is able to work under supervision. The Online Etymology Dictionary defines a moron as...
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
No, I will not be hawking anything - Spon
Oval balls, sweating men and screaming women. No, its not a group of people doing the nasties am going on about here. Its the Safaricom sevens. And I will not be running across the pitch in my birthday suit with parts of me dancing more than others a...
Confessions of my laptop bag ...
This morning I had breakfast with a friend of mine who likes (actually lets put it as thoroughly enjoys) taking cheap shots at me in vengeance of the many times that I have embarrased him. Infront of his friends if I may say so too. You see, whenever...
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
Yes, I want to sound insensitive
I will start supporting gay people when I meet one of them with a Tshirt that says, "I support straight people." That is a tweet I posted yesterday evening and which resulted in a long email from a very irritated and (presumably) gay guy.
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Al Shabaab Threaten To Enter Kenya
The feared Somali-based terror group, Al Shabaab has threatened to cross the border and enter Kenya. At a press conference from a Kenyan hotel, the leaders of the terror group have said that despite the fact that they have been good visitors in our c...
25 Rules: Life, love, living....
I woke up on Sunday morning and started wondering what to do considering I was up at six o'clock on a cold freezing morning. And I decided to do something I very rarely do. Share a piece of myself. And considering I have chosen to remain anonymous fo...
