Humor Articles
Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm last...
My Late Night Calling Rule
A GUY friend of mine yesterday told me he lies in the group of people I screw or intend to screw. On hearing this, my balls immediately fell off their sack, rolled across the floor, out of the back door and jumped off the balcony! They were in utter ...
Types of Underwear
After reading comments in a heated discussion on a certain site about what type of underwear is the best, I have compiled the following types. The default type is one we will call Msupa. These are those nice Boxers, briefs, thongs or panties which ar...
Guys Speak :: What guys REALLY mean ...
A lady friend of mine asked me the other day waht the obvious signs are when a man is lying when you ask him a question. Well, is he breathing? If yes, then he is more than likely to lie.
This is because men DONT answer women's question honestly....
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
Boys in Blue? Really?
So they are called They Boys in Blue, huh? Police I mean. Well, has anyone out there ever seen a police officer in Kenya with a VISIBLY NEW blue shirt? Coz I havent. And they all look old and faded to me like they are hand me downs from their older b...
While I was away ...
Its been a while since I blogged and alot has happened since my last post. I got a writers block and that, as any writer knows, is a nightmare. But thats a story for another day. Back to the happenings of the last couple of days, I actually dont know...
Maswali Nyeti to the government
1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency?
2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we ...
If cars were like computers ...
1) If you get an erection while driving, a pop-up would appear on the windscreen with the message, "New hardware detected!"
2) A car would take forever to start. It would first list ALL the things it has in the engine, bring the manufacturer's log...
Men and the Kitchen ...
The person who will invent a machine for us men which we can throw food ingredients into and get a delicious hot meal after some few minutes of buzzing and flashing will definitely become a billionare. Cooking is a headache for men. And dont even men...
