Humor Articles
Julius Assange and his Chips Fungas
The name on most people's lips right now is Julius Assange. And no, he is not a Luhyia from Funyula constituency. He is the Australian who has been screwing the US government all week. And for that, he is now in custody. Many may argue its sex-relate...
This NURU advert fella
I want to hire the NURU advert guy to fill the post of Ministry of Home affairs in my house a.k.a MBOCH. Yes, that retarded gay fella who carries soap in his pocket and dances like he has bugs crawling up his Ministry of Internal affairs.
You kno...
Wanna get stuck in the lift?
I walked into a building in Nairobi's Industrial area and advanced to the lifts. The lift there is very cooperative. You press the up button and the lift door automatically opens like it was reserved for you.
'Nice,' I say to myself. But that wa...
Fun things to do in a traffic Jam ...
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu.
1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them "Its the biggest I have caught this week!"
2) Whistle "Mar...
Kenyans and Bad Toilet Etiquette ...
Latest reports indicate that Kenyans have some of the worst toilet manners. Well, the problem with toilets is that they have toilet bowls whereas most Kenyans have buckets for backsides. Trying to fit a bucket-mouth on the bowl is an obvious problem ...
If Real Life Was Like Facebook ...
We spend a great amount of time on facebook. But have you ever wondered how life would be like if REAL LIFE was like Facebook?
1) Women would leave home with clean clothes and go home with likes and comments all over their clothes. Wont be supris...
Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is...
I have been losing sleep ...
The whole of this week, I have been suffering from insomnia. I don't know the reason why my sleep is behaving like a girl and playing hard to get every night. But while am losing sleep for no reason, a large number of people are losing sleep for a h...
These two sexes ... Hmmm...
Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences.
Let me sta...
Aliens: The truth is in here ...
Whoever peddles lies that aliens are brighter than us should be killed. How can they be brighter than us yet the fly in saucers? They cant even figure out how to land the dumb things here. And, again, they only abduct drunk people, schizophrenics and...
