Humor Articles
How To Make Corruption Soup with Impunity flavor
Ingredients:
3 large politicians - Uneducated, dumb and greedy.
2 Ministry officials - Freshly employed.
1 Huge Project - Unsliced for maximum gains.
1 Tender - Well advertised
3 Huge Companies - Freshly picked from the 'fictitious' li...
Think your job is hard? Try being a sperm ...
While most people complain about their jobs, I think sperms have the hardest job nowadays.
If you were a sperm, you really dont want to be living in the body of a gay guy, a wanker and someone who gets lots of head. You know sperms exist with one ...
I need an anti-stupidity Guard ...
There are those members of society who were not born retards but they then went to retard school and passed the Idiot-105 course with flying colors. People hell-bent on making your life difficult. From the shopkeeper who insists on repeating every ca...
Before you watch those mexican soaps ...
For some reason, a trio of ladies decided to give me a lesson on how to treat women like ladies the other day. I figured they must have skipped reading my ROMANCE AINT DEAD article. They proceeded to tell me to become some Alejandro - as they are cal...
Dear Mututho ... Beer isnt the problem in society. FOOD IS!
During the holiday break, I hosted a horde of my friends for a BBQ at my place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to o...
Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following bas...
Rules For Guests In My House ...
Dont you just hate those guests who come to your house and head straight for the fridge like the key to the couch is hidden there? Welcome to the world of ill-mannered guests. The guests who pick thier nose then immediately grab the remote with that ...
Hilarious Spelling suggestions for Kenyan Names
After realizing Microsoft Word underlines most of our names, I decided to try my hand at some Kenyan names. This are the ones I found funniest. Note that I took the funniest word combinations of the given spelling suggestions....
1. Michuki - Mi...
Julius Assange and his Chips Fungas
The name on most people's lips right now is Julius Assange. And no, he is not a Luhyia from Funyula constituency. He is the Australian who has been screwing the US government all week. And for that, he is now in custody. Many may argue its sex-relate...
This NURU advert fella
I want to hire the NURU advert guy to fill the post of Ministry of Home affairs in my house a.k.a MBOCH. Yes, that retarded gay fella who carries soap in his pocket and dances like he has bugs crawling up his Ministry of Internal affairs.
You kno...
