Humor Articles
Too Fast Too Furious - Samosa Drift
I have some evidence of serious rear-end damage. And no, I have not been allowing people to check the plumbing in the drainage system in my rear so don't give me that look. Rather, I have been a victim of a triangular shaped delicacy popularly known ...
Rain hit me hard last Saturday! Oh and a BAKE Award!
Reports reaching me indicate Crazy Nairobian won in the best creative writing blog category in the BAKE awards (Bloggers Association of Kenya awards) held last Saturday night at the Nairobi Serena. And while that was happening, I was busy getting rai...
Tusker project Funny is back!
It has been a whole year since we last laughed at people making fools of themselves on National television. And after a long wait, the show is back with a bang - mostly because most of the people auditioning sound like they had their voice boxes bang...
Mission Impossible 5 - Condoms Protocol
Why on earth do people fear buying condoms? I thought by now those are not things you should be afraid to buy. If anything, you should walk with that bounce in your stride because you have scored.
But no!
I saw a guy yesterday buying condoms...
Where is the Pulp?
I think a certain orange tree wants to nyerify me. That, and feed me a few oranges through one of the openings on my body that I know for a fact is clearly marked EXIT. And such economic expansion measures are something I am not willing to endure. Ev...
Visa na Mikasa ya Friday the 13th
Apparently, mocking Friday the13th could land you in lots of trouble. I started the day by asking why is it that though Friday is an ordinary day and 13th is a normal number, the two cannot get together without their motives questioned. I worked late...
How To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand
We all have those moments when the subject of a one night stand decides to take the next day sitting. And this is mostly against your wishes and lack of balls to just tell them to bail in simple language that has no hints of misinterpretation. You st...
Who let the turds out? Oh sorry, thats GEMA and KAMATUSA
Turd. The dictionary defines turd as a lump of excrement or generally, a log-shaped piece of shit. Its one of the three product of Mathutha Industries which is known to produce three products that are actually the best examples of the three states of...
The Cow Has Refused? Oh Really ....
The cow has refused! Well, that phrase is no longer true. At least not in Meru apparently. There is this guy in Meru who decided to take the cow by its horns. For those not in the know, the story aired on NTV Monday night seven. A woman in Meru heard...
Man Saws Off Foot To Avoid Work
Just when you think that the world's idiot manufacturers have at last halted operations at iDiot 5.0 they suprise you again. They have obviously produced a better iDiot with all features of the previous ones plus dozens more including some scary ones...
