Humor Articles
Visitors Guidebook: Driving On Our roads
Welcome to Kenyan roads. We love visitors and we would like to take this opportunity to take you through the basics of driving in this country.
Driving in Kenya is such a blissful experience. That is if you ignore all the other idiots on the road...
WTH is the dollar smoking?
The dollar and his new chips funga, the shilling, has everyone talking. The dollar is definitely smoking something illegal because no one can go that high on any legal stuff out there. And everyone is looking for an answer to the million dollar quest...
What Have You Done Thats So Great?
The world of technology will be drowning in tears today. Steven P. Jobs died after a long battle with pancreatic cancer just a day after the fifth version of the iPhone was announced. The geek in me is mourning the death of, in my humble opinion, the...
And Man Then Said, Let there be PMS ...
Ladies, men did NOT create PMS. Am just plain tired of women behaving like men brought it home with the groceries and I equally cannot understand why men have to suffer for it. Its not like I sneezed and transmitted it to you! And for this reason the...
Of Annoying Crows and Meri Mela
Whoever said birds sing beautifully forgot that crows and other big birds with bad voices are a part of the family. The smaller birds sound very good in the morning as they sing to their maker. Not crows. These ones sound like a remix of Bachete done...
The Comedy That Has Become Football
So Torres has now ceased to be a noun - the name of a once feared Liverpool striker - to a verb meaning "to miss" and a source of ridicule to a misfiring Chelsea player who, so far, has cost Chelsea 25M for each of the two glorious goals he...
Go to hell! But which part of hell?
Hell should be divided into levels. I know it seems like a weird suggestion but hear me out. If a person's greatest sin in life is sleeping with his friend's spouse, dont you think it will be a little unfair for him to burn the same way as - say - Os...
Think before arguing with a woman
We all know how it goes. He tells him he will unleash his dragon on her. She falls for it only for her to realize later that the so called dragon was actually a lame baby lizard. She keeps the issue to herself until the man rubs her the wrong way and...
Babies Babies Babies ...
I wish babies came with upgrades, you know, such that babies born this year come with a better operating system than last year. Just like phones and computers. I dont know about you but in my opinion, babies are born with very hostile software and ...
Witchdoctors - Exactly how do they work?
So they claim to help find lost people, help you find love, cure impotence and a myriad of problems that science has yet to even scratch the surface of? Well, thats Waganga made in Kenya for you. And yes, they are Kenyan. For all that hogwash about t...
