Humor Articles
My Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa;
You old man, are a tool. Despite many efforts of getting you to deliver stuff to me during christmas, you seem to always screw up the delivery. I keep seeing the stuff I asked for with other people. Like I asked for a beautiful girlfri...
Of Queues and annoying people
I hate a lot of things in this world but nothing pushes my angry I'm-gonna-shoot-you-in-the-eye-then-pee-in-your-mouth button more than queues. The idea of my gonads aligning with some old woman's bored behind promptly sends my jewels into yawning-mo...
Beware People - That Bitch December is coming ...
December is around the corner people. I suggest you buy a condom for your wallet. If you flirt with December, she will want you to go out drinking with her and eventually, she will want to do the horizontal gangnam style with you. And she is good at ...
Oh yes, we can reclaim this country!
For the longest time, you and I - the citizens or this country - have been praying and crying for better leadership. Greed, corruption and decisions based on personal gain have been the order of the day. We have politicians sitting on seats worth qua...
RIP my dear phone ...
My phone decided to die a few hours ago, and while the cause of death is still largely unknown to the medical community, deep inside (not that deep assholanus) I know I am to blame. You see I am one of those idiots that browse until sleep overpowers...
Landlords landlords landlords ....
Customers love complaining. Its the gas that they run on. The more they complain, the more they feel like they are getting value for money. They even complain about free services without considering the fact that they are not paying a dime for it. Wh...
Tales of an Irresponsible Young Me...
Have you ever noticed the look kids get when they mess up? The real fear that is written all over their faces because they know all too well what will happen when their parents get their hands on them? Well, there were things in primary school which ...
Of Ladies and Bedroom Moanotones
So Ladies, you scream while doing the naughties? Great! But are you sure men like that particular ringtone which you selected as the one that will be playing as you vocalize your travels to the enchanted orgasm kingdom of Kakuma? I will let you know ...
Open Letter To Kenneth Marende
Dear Mr Marende;
I hope you are well, considering you most possibly had a less than ideal breakfast possibly comprising of strong tea with a rumor of sugar added to give it some taste. After all, that is what people who earn peanuts take for break...
Of Indians and Flat Bums ...
My Indian friends will want to cook me alive due to this post. I beg them not to, not because I dont want to feel my jewels explode under loads of steaming fluids but because I dont think I'd make a good meal. Reason? Well, after carefully inspecting...
