Humor Articles
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
Shit My Dad Says ...
Twitter has the funniest of characters. And that I think is the reason Facebook's popularity is waning. And one such person is Justin who uses the handle @shitmydadsays. As the handle suggests, it is all about stuff that his dad says and here are my ...
Oh Shit! The British Premier League
Dear Husband/Boyfriend;
Am writing this letter to you with a lot of sorrow and anguish because I heard the most horrible news. I thought it would never happen again since the last time I heard, they said it was over. But now, come this weekend, I ...
Vultures and Fat cats wont help. Will you?
Kenya is such a beautiful country. We have amazing wildlife in our national parks like the Big Five and an even better offering of beasts in parliament which include vultures, fat cats and snakes. And what makes parliament even more interesting is th...
Chips Funga or Spaghetti Funga?
So yesterday I came across a group of totally emaciated girls in the club. And I dont mean slim. No - I mean emaciated. I remember joking about it on twitter that even if you thought of enticing them to go home with you, you would have to coin a name...
Expulsion From Idiots Community
Dear Sonnkow;
Following recent occurences that involved you in one way or another and the effects that those actions have brought about, the board of the Idiots Control and Licencing Board had a meeting yesterday for serious deliberations about yo...
What do women want?
I got back online this morning after an extended absence and the first blog post I received a mention on was entitled, " What women want" by @ClanSewe. There is a very simple way for any man to reserve a bed in a mental institution and the...
Why MPs Should NOT pay tax
I have been appalled by the large number of people who are happy with the taxman's decision to tax MPs and backdate it to July last year. This will lead to a significant reduction in their monthly perks to a meagre Ksh 500,000 and NO ONE could POSSI...
Tunga Sentensi Ukitumia jina ....
Kenyans are the most creative lot. And yesterday I was laughing through and through thanks to some hilarious tweets from the TungaSentensi hashtag. The following are the ones that made my day. Credit to all the people who came up with these very hila...
Men and Directions
Men always get accused by women of their inability to ask for directions. And when women do this, most men only think they are talking about the usual "Unajua-Father-Kizito-Diaper-Services-iko-wapi" kind of directions. The brighter men howe...
