Humor Articles
Of Ladies and Bedroom Moanotones
So Ladies, you scream while doing the naughties? Great! But are you sure men like that particular ringtone which you selected as the one that will be playing as you vocalize your travels to the enchanted orgasm kingdom of Kakuma? I will let you know ...
Open Letter To Kenneth Marende
Dear Mr Marende;
I hope you are well, considering you most possibly had a less than ideal breakfast possibly comprising of strong tea with a rumor of sugar added to give it some taste. After all, that is what people who earn peanuts take for break...
Of Indians and Flat Bums ...
My Indian friends will want to cook me alive due to this post. I beg them not to, not because I dont want to feel my jewels explode under loads of steaming fluids but because I dont think I'd make a good meal. Reason? Well, after carefully inspecting...
Those Matatu Seats ....
Matatus. We hate them, no doubt. But even with all the hate, people still have preferences for some over others. Of late, the tide has been shifting away from the once dominant 14-seater matatus to mini-buses and the other larger ones. However, the f...
The Political Beer Ladder ...
1st Beer - The Musallyia. Cool calm and collected. Your faculties are all working correctly and everything you say sounds very sober. And boring.
2nd Beer - The Rafael Toojoo. You are just there. This beer is as useless. Everyone knows it exists b...
Babies - Some honesty would do ...
I hate children. Um, let me rephrase. I hate toddlers. I cringe at the site of the small beings with zero bowel and bladder control. When you throw in projectile vomiting of milk recently ingested from another human being - and at zero notice - I wil...
For Better Or Worse? Worse, Definitely Worse.
Research has shown that the leading cause of madness around the world is marriage. Yes, you heard that right. Marriage. Ok, I just made that up so forgive me if you are married. However, before you drive your knee right to the middle of town, look ar...
The Five Types of ANNOYING bedmates
I love my bed, a lot. So much so that I dont like sharing it. I also love my sleep and sleeping with someone else in the bed is always a problem for me because I do not want people disturbing my sleep. I need someone who sleeps like a baby - Um, scra...
Irate Students Force Long Skirt To Undergo Cut ...
A long skirt was found badly mutilated by a group of school girls in the outskirts of Nairobi (they had to choose the outskirts for the act). The act is is said to have been carried out by an irate mob of High school girls from a school within the ce...
Come Baby Come and other stories ...
I have been trying trying to avoid writing about the Migooner Migooner debacle since it came to the fray but lets just say, if it itches, scratch it. And its itching, seriously, down there, and no I dont have crabs. Ok, may be I do but that is an iss...
