Humor Articles
These Marketing Slogans ...
We all love advertisers and marketers. They make our day trying to make us buy this product or that service or even support that cause. But its time to have fun at their expense.
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How to get your teeth knocked out in a movie theatre
Here are a few ways to get your teeth knocked out during a movie. I will not be responsible for damages you may (and will incur) if you try them out.
1. Narrate what is happening in the movie to an imaginary friend over the phone.
2. Pick Pop-c...
Its a hard job being a President
The hardest job in the world is being a president. Ask Ben Ali and Hosni Mubarak. Its a job yes but unlike how CEOs run companies, yours is a steeper mountain climb, to put it mildly. If you thought of countries more like companies, you'd understand....
What item describes your profession? Really?
I went to an impromptu meeting the other day with some other professionals to design a new office for a client. Only problem arose when we were introduced by our tools of trade. I was called computer, there was furniture e.t.c. Which is when the idea...
Announcement for New Degree course B.Sc (Drinking)
The University Of Nairobi has announced the introduction of a brand new degree course, B.Sc (Drinking), which will be offered through local pubs and restaurants at very affordable fees. Details for the new course as availed to the press are as follow...
What happens in a Bra clinic? Seriously ...
When I was growing up, I was taught that an infant clinic was where 'faulty' children were taken for 'repairs'. By extension, a donkey clinic was where 'faulty' donkeys were taken for 'repairs'. When I was 'faulty' I was taken to a clinic too. Nowada...
I need a wife like a flash disk
After realizing everyone keeps telling me I need a woman in my life, I think I need a technologically manufactured one. One who will most likely be plug and play just like a flash disk. I plug her into my life (computer) and my life automatically det...
Do Beautiful women fart?
There is one art women have mastered. The art of farting. And most men dont want to imagine the girl of their dreams blowing out a screamer. And when they do it in a crowd and you are the only guy, EVERYONE assumes its you. Even in a matatu, if you a...
Diet From Hell
We started eating donkey-meat officially a decade ago. And since a few months back, as we all saw on TV, we are officially eating RATS as well. And dogs have become a delicay in famine hit areas. So am thinking, with the imminent hunger that is alway...
Terms and Conditions for my Mpango wa Kando
I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. The following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando.
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando....
The Mpango wa Kando, here-in called project, has agreed fully with the followin...
