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Marriage VS Politics

There is only one thing that can equal the intricate conspiracies and cajoling that goes on in the world of politics. Marriage. There are no permanent friends, or enemies. And Yes, its a dirty game too. 1. Well, there is alot of corruption. "Hey!...



The Kenyan Transport Fiasco

Isnt it funny how in Kenya.... 1) If there is a pothole on the road and people complain that it be filled up, they fill it up with a pot-hill? 2) If you are in a matatu and it overlaps, drives on the pavement and on the wrong lanes, the driver ...



The New Super-ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm

Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...



These Marketing Slogans ...

We all love advertisers and marketers. They make our day trying to make us buy this product or that service or even support that cause. But its time to have fun at their expense. Tired of black outs? Bring the sunshine in with Nuru Multi-purpose s...



How to get your teeth knocked out in a movie theatre

Here are a few ways to get your teeth knocked out during a movie. I will not be responsible for damages you may (and will incur) if you try them out. 1. Narrate what is happening in the movie to an imaginary friend over the phone. 2. Pick Pop-c...



Its a hard job being a President

The hardest job in the world is being a president. Ask Ben Ali and Hosni Mubarak. Its a job yes but unlike how CEOs run companies, yours is a steeper mountain climb, to put it mildly. If you thought of countries more like companies, you'd understand....



What item describes your profession? Really?

I went to an impromptu meeting the other day with some other professionals to design a new office for a client. Only problem arose when we were introduced by our tools of trade. I was called computer, there was furniture e.t.c. Which is when the idea...



Announcement for New Degree course B.Sc (Drinking)

The University Of Nairobi has announced the introduction of a brand new degree course, B.Sc (Drinking), which will be offered through local pubs and restaurants at very affordable fees. Details for the new course as availed to the press are as follow...



What happens in a Bra clinic? Seriously ...

When I was growing up, I was taught that an infant clinic was where 'faulty' children were taken for 'repairs'. By extension, a donkey clinic was where 'faulty' donkeys were taken for 'repairs'. When I was 'faulty' I was taken to a clinic too. Nowada...



I need a wife like a flash disk

After realizing everyone keeps telling me I need a woman in my life, I think I need a technologically manufactured one. One who will most likely be plug and play just like a flash disk. I plug her into my life (computer) and my life automatically det...





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