Humor Articles
Are Beautiful Women Funny?
Actually the question here should be, are beautiful women indeed interesting? However, I will go ahead and address the question about how funny they are and ignore interesting all together. This is because interesting depends a lot on the activity in...
Visa na Mikasa ya Valentines Day
Valentines came and went and I am hoping you came too because I did not. It was one of the rare Valentines day that I spent by my lonesomeness for very many reasons that will not be discussed in this forum. And no, I wasn't on my periods as someone s...
Just what does that word in that CV mean?
Resumes! Or as I like to call them, lies hidden in professional language. Whenever I see a resume/CV, I always imagine a person looking for difficult words that scream NICE GUY and cramp them up onto an A4 document in a bid to appease potential emplo...
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
How To Make Eggs - Bachelors Edition
Bachelors have many problems when they are in their houses and most of them revolve around cleaning and cooking. However, thanks to poultry, eggs are available. And because they are very easy to cook, eggs are the way to go for a bachelor. Ladies won...
You think looks don't matter, huh?
The hog-wash people peddle that beauty is only skin deep ignore the fact that most of the time, you need not look beyond the skin. If you don’t believe me, try wanking to an act of kindness. If you even manage to make your soldier stand at attention,...
The thrill of village weddings ...
“Ngai, niwekee kanyama!” exclaimed a woman with a rainbow of colors on her headscarf. I figured this was definitely not Nicole’s relative. No relative of Nicole would be so meat-starved to a point of pleading for meat in a wedding. They are known for...
The Dog With Swag ...
This morning was quite the eventful one. I woke up as usual to do my morning run (I don’t know which devil possessed me into doing this by the way considering I currently can’t feel my legs). As I dragged my lazy self through the vengeful morning chi...
Oh Shit! 2012 is here ...
Am afraid for my life. I had promised one lady who goes by the name @CarolineSpencer that I’d write a smashing end of 2011 post and which I even drafted but due to unavoidable circumstances (read excessive intake of beer and clubbing) the post could ...
What kind of a sex partner are you?
Everyone want to hear that they are gurus in bedroom matters. That they are the Einsteins of matters sexual. The situation on the ground is however very different. Men for example basically rely on what the woman says and the ex<x>pression on her fac...
