Humor Articles
If Kenya was the world's trendsetter...
The United States is the world's trend-setter. Now what would happen if Kenya was the world's trendsetter and the whole world looked upon us to define the 'in-things?'
Well ... Busaa would be a worldwide brand. We would have big neon boards in New...
The Facebook LIKE button
In Kenya, it is said that every market has its own madman. But Facebook has so many mad people you would need to conduct a full census just to get an estimate.
I bumped into a picture online of a Libyan who has been brutally killed by a 50mm bull...
The Five Types of ANNOYING bedmates
I love my bed, a lot. So much so that I dont like sharing it. I also love my sleep and sleeping with someone else in the bed is always a problem for me because I do not want people disturbing my sleep. I need someone who sleeps like a baby - Um, scra...
The End of the world is here
Everyone wants to go to heaven. Only problem they say is that nobody wants to die. And without death that transition is not likely to take place. And the morbid fear of death and damnation is what false prophets and preachers work with. I said the ot...
MORE SOAP ... Hilarious story.
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still di...
The Kenyan Transport Fiasco
Isnt it funny how in Kenya....
1) If there is a pothole on the road and people complain that it be filled up, they fill it up with a pot-hill?
2) If you are in a matatu and it overlaps, drives on the pavement and on the wrong lanes, the driver ...
Bosses Bosses Bosses
Someone said that bosses are like diapers; always on your ass and mostly full of shit. I do not know how right or wrong they were but bosses are a part of everyone's life at one point or the other. We love them and hate them, mostly hate them. They c...
Party Invitations - A Few Rules Will Do
I hosted a Go-Away-Goat party last weekend. For those who dont know, when someone is going away for a while and you host a goat-eating to bid them farewell, we call that a Go-Away-Goat party. It was for wifey, who is flying out, and the party was hos...
Crazy crazy kid
Every once in a while, someone posts something totally out of this world. And today I have seen one. This was posted on my wall by one naughty KISS FIRE aka Nyar Kendu ...
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A pregnant woman amekaa vibaya mbele y...
Upgrade from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0
Dear Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, abnormally increasing the size of the wardrobe folder, and funny attempts to ...
