Humor Articles
Hey! That is NOT my fart.
A drunk guy heard Chris Martins' Cheaters Prayer on Saturday morning and what followed had me laughing hysterically. I had just left the house a few minutes earlier on my way to the bank just around my neighborhood. Just a few meters past my place, I...
Tales of an Irresponsible Young Me...
Have you ever noticed the look kids get when they mess up? The real fear that is written all over their faces because they know all too well what will happen when their parents get their hands on them? Well, there were things in primary school which ...
Beware People - That Bitch December is coming ...
December is around the corner people. I suggest you buy a condom for your wallet. If you flirt with December, she will want you to go out drinking with her and eventually, she will want to do the horizontal gangnam style with you. And she is good at ...
My Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa;
You old man, are a tool. Despite many efforts of getting you to deliver stuff to me during christmas, you seem to always screw up the delivery. I keep seeing the stuff I asked for with other people. Like I asked for a beautiful girlfri...
Babies - Some honesty would do ...
I hate children. Um, let me rephrase. I hate toddlers. I cringe at the site of the small beings with zero bowel and bladder control. When you throw in projectile vomiting of milk recently ingested from another human being - and at zero notice - I wil...
Where is the Pulp?
I think a certain orange tree wants to nyerify me. That, and feed me a few oranges through one of the openings on my body that I know for a fact is clearly marked EXIT. And such economic expansion measures are something I am not willing to endure. Ev...
Families Families Families ....
Its a long weekend again. And these holidays bring us the best freak show on earth. The only one freak show on earth where u are always a willing actor. The one place where someone will pick their nose while talking to you and without you complaining...
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
WTH is the dollar smoking?
The dollar and his new chips funga, the shilling, has everyone talking. The dollar is definitely smoking something illegal because no one can go that high on any legal stuff out there. And everyone is looking for an answer to the million dollar quest...
I have been losing sleep ...
The whole of this week, I have been suffering from insomnia. I don't know the reason why my sleep is behaving like a girl and playing hard to get every night. But while am losing sleep for no reason, a large number of people are losing sleep for a h...
