Humor Articles
Al Shabaab Threaten To Enter Kenya
The feared Somali-based terror group, Al Shabaab has threatened to cross the border and enter Kenya. At a press conference from a Kenyan hotel, the leaders of the terror group have said that despite the fact that they have been good visitors in our c...
Is Romance really dead?
Someone said that romance is dead. Well I have news for you. Its not. While border patrol was busy trying to keep Mexicans from getting into America, Romance took advantage, left Hollywood and managed to sneak into Mexico.
Prince charming has been...
Confessions of One Mr. Dark Forces
In primary school, I was taught about a guy called Isaac Newton who discovered the force of gravity. He was a brilliant scientist they said. An apple fell off a tree and (lets assume) hit him in the head so hard that he went bonkers. So much so that ...
Aliens: The truth is in here ...
Whoever peddles lies that aliens are brighter than us should be killed. How can they be brighter than us yet the fly in saucers? They cant even figure out how to land the dumb things here. And, again, they only abduct drunk people, schizophrenics and...
Someone Help Alpha Climb Up His Baby Cot
Early this morning I saw a tweet rebuking the attacks that were apparently being directed at Alpha Rwirangira, the winner of one of the past TPF (Tusker Project Fame) events. I followed the link to his Facebook account where he has posted a five cour...
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
Witchdoctors - Exactly how do they work?
So they claim to help find lost people, help you find love, cure impotence and a myriad of problems that science has yet to even scratch the surface of? Well, thats Waganga made in Kenya for you. And yes, they are Kenyan. For all that hogwash about t...
Dear Govt, Get Your Shit Together
To whoever is in charge - If anyone is...
The World English dictionary defines a moron as a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, and who is able to work under supervision. The Online Etymology Dictionary defines a moron as...
