Humor Articles
Kenyans and Peculiar Business Names
Kenyans have been called peculiar many times. I always tend to agree because lets face it, we are peculiar. And the area where we are most guilty is business names. Based on what I observe, I fear that soon, with the name syllables' combinations that...
Fun things to do in a Supermarket
Supermarkets and shopping malls are a fun place to be. And if you want to add more fun to the shopping experience, here are a few ideas. Please note that your dental formula may be affected by the following activities.
1) Sing loudly as you shop. ...
Dating Rules? For men? Ha ha ha ...
There is this mail doing the rounds about dating rules for men and they are really harsh towards guys. Well, I propose that we follow them but I have added my interpretations below each.
1. Call....
:: Thats not so hard. We do it twice a ye...
I Think Am Pregnant ...
I seriously think I am pregnant. There is increased activity in my mid-section and my stomach has bulged a bit. However, everytime I think am pregnant, I stand naked in front of the mirror and think, NAAAH! Its not possible. The two jewels staring ba...
Guys Speak :: What guys REALLY mean ...
A lady friend of mine asked me the other day waht the obvious signs are when a man is lying when you ask him a question. Well, is he breathing? If yes, then he is more than likely to lie.
This is because men DONT answer women's question honestly....
Mind your Language ... funny Kenyans!
If there is one thing Kenyans love, its creating their own language rules. For example, the word Kimtu is accepted across the board whereas your swahili teacher categorically told you there is nothing like Kimtu. Its Jitu. Ditto for Kamtu, kasichana,...
How MM got Chipod by UK
Someone has been crying foul on the political kindergaten scene. Deals gone sour, promises broken and what not. Well, this is what I think did not happen between MM and UK during that meeting to entice MM to get into the coalition.
UK: Habari Mada...
Facebook code of ethics
A long time ago, when Facebook was the in thing, I wrote these rules.
1) Dont invite me to join stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should I help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran...
Of Ladies and Bedroom Moanotones
So Ladies, you scream while doing the naughties? Great! But are you sure men like that particular ringtone which you selected as the one that will be playing as you vocalize your travels to the enchanted orgasm kingdom of Kakuma? I will let you know ...
If weaves could talk, They'd say ...
Am tired of being a weave; of being called the suicide bomber of bedroom romance or an over-insistent pet that perches on people's heads. Am tired of getting blank stares from people and being blamed for stinking yet its all my owners fault.
Its ...
