Humor Articles
If weaves could talk, They'd say ...
Am tired of being a weave; of being called the suicide bomber of bedroom romance or an over-insistent pet that perches on people's heads. Am tired of getting blank stares from people and being blamed for stinking yet its all my owners fault.
Its ...
What if Movie heroes killed Osama...
So Osama Bin Laden is dead. Word has it that US Navy Seals nailed his ass but I was thinking, what if Movie heroes had been sent in to do the job? The story would have been something like this...
1) James Bond got in and found Osama was not in the...
Think your job is hard? Try being a sperm ...
While most people complain about their jobs, I think sperms have the hardest job nowadays.
If you were a sperm, you really dont want to be living in the body of a gay guy, a wanker and someone who gets lots of head. You know sperms exist with one ...
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
Kiswahili is DAMN hard ...
They say its easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Nairobian to speak correct Swahili. Am not talking about the broken swahili (more like broken and powdered really) that most of us Nairobians talk. Am talking about Kiswah...
Hilarious Customer Care Call ...
Thank you for calling Safaricom customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
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Kenyans and Bargaining
I blame it on markets. The bargaining problem I mean. Markets are the place where the bargaining disease in Kenya was born. Now its everywhere. Shops, bus terminus, clothing outlets, stalls, name it.
And soon it will go out of control and may soo...
Are you suffering from Vitamin S deficiency?
A study by the Ministry of Health has raised the red flag over effects of Vitamin S deficiency among the general public. The deficiency of this vitamin whose scientific name is sex-iferol is in such high levels that the government is requesting sexpe...
Mrs Right Rejection Letter
Dear Aspiring Wife,
Its with deep regret that I inform you that you have been eliminated from further consideration as my Mrs. Right. Its not easy to pin-point the actual reason that made me disqualify you but go through the following and see whic...
Fun things to do in a traffic Jam ...
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu.
1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them "Its the biggest I have caught this week!"
2) Whistle "Mar...
