Humor Articles
Babies Babies Babies ...
I wish babies came with upgrades, you know, such that babies born this year come with a better operating system than last year. Just like phones and computers. I dont know about you but in my opinion, babies are born with very hostile software and ...
And Man Then Said, Let there be PMS ...
Ladies, men did NOT create PMS. Am just plain tired of women behaving like men brought it home with the groceries and I equally cannot understand why men have to suffer for it. Its not like I sneezed and transmitted it to you! And for this reason the...
Witchdoctors - Exactly how do they work?
So they claim to help find lost people, help you find love, cure impotence and a myriad of problems that science has yet to even scratch the surface of? Well, thats Waganga made in Kenya for you. And yes, they are Kenyan. For all that hogwash about t...
Come Baby Come and other stories ...
I have been trying trying to avoid writing about the Migooner Migooner debacle since it came to the fray but lets just say, if it itches, scratch it. And its itching, seriously, down there, and no I dont have crabs. Ok, may be I do but that is an iss...
FCIE examination results
A total of 500,000 Kenyans sat for the FCIE (Facebook Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxin...
Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following bas...
Aliens: The truth is in here ...
Whoever peddles lies that aliens are brighter than us should be killed. How can they be brighter than us yet the fly in saucers? They cant even figure out how to land the dumb things here. And, again, they only abduct drunk people, schizophrenics and...
I need an anti-stupidity Guard ...
There are those members of society who were not born retards but they then went to retard school and passed the Idiot-105 course with flying colors. People hell-bent on making your life difficult. From the shopkeeper who insists on repeating every ca...
If Santa was a woman ...
We all know Santa. On second thought we DONT know Santa. We all know what we were told when we were younger. Then they had to shatter our beliefs by telling us he doesn't exist. So no one can claim to know this dude coz he he aint real. However consi...
Vultures and Fat cats wont help. Will you?
Kenya is such a beautiful country. We have amazing wildlife in our national parks like the Big Five and an even better offering of beasts in parliament which include vultures, fat cats and snakes. And what makes parliament even more interesting is th...
