Humor Articles
Confessions of One Mr. Dark Forces
In primary school, I was taught about a guy called Isaac Newton who discovered the force of gravity. He was a brilliant scientist they said. An apple fell off a tree and (lets assume) hit him in the head so hard that he went bonkers. So much so that ...
Why Ministers DONT WANT Passats...
1) A passat doesnt have as much room at the back-seat like a Benz does ... epecially when you pick up a hooker!
2) Mtajuaje ni Minister? They cant allow people to be singing GAME YAKO IKO DOWN everytime they pass.
3) A passat is not a car. Its ...
Al Shabaab Threaten To Enter Kenya
The feared Somali-based terror group, Al Shabaab has threatened to cross the border and enter Kenya. At a press conference from a Kenyan hotel, the leaders of the terror group have said that despite the fact that they have been good visitors in our c...
Marriage VS Politics
There is only one thing that can equal the intricate conspiracies and cajoling that goes on in the world of politics. Marriage. There are no permanent friends, or enemies. And Yes, its a dirty game too.
1. Well, there is alot of corruption. "Hey!...
Is Romance really dead?
Someone said that romance is dead. Well I have news for you. Its not. While border patrol was busy trying to keep Mexicans from getting into America, Romance took advantage, left Hollywood and managed to sneak into Mexico.
Prince charming has been...
Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is...
Someone Help Alpha Climb Up His Baby Cot
Early this morning I saw a tweet rebuking the attacks that were apparently being directed at Alpha Rwirangira, the winner of one of the past TPF (Tusker Project Fame) events. I followed the link to his Facebook account where he has posted a five cour...
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
