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FCIE examination results
A total of 500,000 Kenyans sat for the FCIE (Facebook Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxin...
Babies Babies Babies ...
I wish babies came with upgrades, you know, such that babies born this year come with a better operating system than last year. Just like phones and computers. I dont know about you but in my opinion, babies are born with very hostile software and ...
Rules Of Engagement In The Urinal
Men have a lot of unwritten rules. The most popular of course is that any guys sister is off limits unless you have the express intention of marrying her and hold a letter of good conduct from your local chief, your local pastor and a foot-stamp from...
Come Baby Come and other stories ...
I have been trying trying to avoid writing about the Migooner Migooner debacle since it came to the fray but lets just say, if it itches, scratch it. And its itching, seriously, down there, and no I dont have crabs. Ok, may be I do but that is an iss...
Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following bas...
Witchdoctors - Exactly how do they work?
So they claim to help find lost people, help you find love, cure impotence and a myriad of problems that science has yet to even scratch the surface of? Well, thats Waganga made in Kenya for you. And yes, they are Kenyan. For all that hogwash about t...
I need an anti-stupidity Guard ...
There are those members of society who were not born retards but they then went to retard school and passed the Idiot-105 course with flying colors. People hell-bent on making your life difficult. From the shopkeeper who insists on repeating every ca...
If Santa was a woman ...
We all know Santa. On second thought we DONT know Santa. We all know what we were told when we were younger. Then they had to shatter our beliefs by telling us he doesn't exist. So no one can claim to know this dude coz he he aint real. However consi...
Vultures and Fat cats wont help. Will you?
Kenya is such a beautiful country. We have amazing wildlife in our national parks like the Big Five and an even better offering of beasts in parliament which include vultures, fat cats and snakes. And what makes parliament even more interesting is th...
Why Ministers DONT WANT Passats...
1) A passat doesnt have as much room at the back-seat like a Benz does ... epecially when you pick up a hooker!
2) Mtajuaje ni Minister? They cant allow people to be singing GAME YAKO IKO DOWN everytime they pass.
3) A passat is not a car. Its ...
