Humor Articles
The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
Sleep's a lady, and am her bitch
My sleeping patterns have been a little zigzag of late, and I am talking a zigzag like the one I used to draw in nursery school. You see, while I am quite good at drawing now, I was absolutely pathetic at a young age; the kind of bad that draws a cir...
You think looks don't matter, huh?
The hog-wash people peddle that beauty is only skin deep ignore the fact that most of the time, you need not look beyond the skin. If you don’t believe me, try wanking to an act of kindness. If you even manage to make your soldier stand at attention,...
Irate Students Force Long Skirt To Undergo Cut ...
A long skirt was found badly mutilated by a group of school girls in the outskirts of Nairobi (they had to choose the outskirts for the act). The act is is said to have been carried out by an irate mob of High school girls from a school within the ce...
The thrill of village weddings ...
“Ngai, niwekee kanyama!” exclaimed a woman with a rainbow of colors on her headscarf. I figured this was definitely not Nicole’s relative. No relative of Nicole would be so meat-starved to a point of pleading for meat in a wedding. They are known for...
If I could have just one wish ...
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish not for gold and silver
Much as they would make me rich
I would wish not for manors and castles
Much as they would keep me safe and warm
I would wish not for cars and money
Much as they would make me ...
Julius Assange and his Chips Fungas
The name on most people's lips right now is Julius Assange. And no, he is not a Luhyia from Funyula constituency. He is the Australian who has been screwing the US government all week. And for that, he is now in custody. Many may argue its sex-relate...
The Political Beer Ladder ...
1st Beer - The Musallyia. Cool calm and collected. Your faculties are all working correctly and everything you say sounds very sober. And boring.
2nd Beer - The Rafael Toojoo. You are just there. This beer is as useless. Everyone knows it exists b...
Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as...
Replace Traffic Rules with Vagina
If there is anything I know, it is the fact that replacing the subject or object in most non-funny statements with vagina makes it funny as hell. I said most. Not all. And because most Kenyan drivers drive like the said word in its expletive form, I ...
