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If Real Life Was Like Facebook ...
We spend a great amount of time on facebook. But have you ever wondered how life would be like if REAL LIFE was like Facebook?
1) Women would leave home with clean clothes and go home with likes and comments all over their clothes. Wont be supris...
This NURU advert fella
I want to hire the NURU advert guy to fill the post of Ministry of Home affairs in my house a.k.a MBOCH. Yes, that retarded gay fella who carries soap in his pocket and dances like he has bugs crawling up his Ministry of Internal affairs.
You kno...
Expulsion From Idiots Community
Dear Sonnkow;
Following recent occurences that involved you in one way or another and the effects that those actions have brought about, the board of the Idiots Control and Licencing Board had a meeting yesterday for serious deliberations about yo...
My Take On FEB 28th
I want to take issue with the people condemning the opponents of the event dubbed Feb 28th which calls for unity of all Kenyans by singing the National Anthem at 1:00 pm today. I have gone through posts on social media and on the blogosphere that are...
Rules Of Engagement In The Urinal
Men have a lot of unwritten rules. The most popular of course is that any guys sister is off limits unless you have the express intention of marrying her and hold a letter of good conduct from your local chief, your local pastor and a foot-stamp from...
My Aunt and Her Cat ...
Cats will soon start rioting. They will get out of our homes and pour onto the streets chanting Haki Yetu very soon. And I wont blame them if what I heard last weekend from my cousin is anything to go by. If anything, I will join them in saying - nin...
The New Hunger Hotline ...
I believe to become a Minister for Special Programmes in Kenya, you have to be an alumni of a 'special' school for 'special' people. That would of course explain why one Hon. Esther Murugi decided to launch an emergency hotline for victims of famine....
Go to hell! But which part of hell?
Hell should be divided into levels. I know it seems like a weird suggestion but hear me out. If a person's greatest sin in life is sleeping with his friend's spouse, dont you think it will be a little unfair for him to burn the same way as - say - Os...
Hookers Demand To Give KRA head...
So hookers had a demonstration demanding dialogue with the powers that be. Well, I think if the people who normally give fucks decide to stop giving fucks to demand dialogue, we better listen. Especially because they are willing to give KRA head. Tha...
Good Morning Crass - Twitter 101
1. Get rid of the egg. People are afraid of eggs. You may hatch into a snake
2. Would you walk up to a stranger and beg them to follow you? Weird, huh. Thats what it feels like when you beg ppl her
3. If #FF was a child, many tweeps would be pa...
