Humor Articles
Oh Shit! The British Premier League
Dear Husband/Boyfriend;
Am writing this letter to you with a lot of sorrow and anguish because I heard the most horrible news. I thought it would never happen again since the last time I heard, they said it was over. But now, come this weekend, I ...
Food and Sex Are Dating ...
Sex and food been dating for a while. Lately actually, they have moved in together. Food is being used to describe sexual items and relationships ever since the terms chips-funga, side-dish and the rest. I thus propose we declare this marriage legal ...
Wanna get stuck in the lift?
I walked into a building in Nairobi's Industrial area and advanced to the lifts. The lift there is very cooperative. You press the up button and the lift door automatically opens like it was reserved for you.
'Nice,' I say to myself. But that wa...
My Aunt and Her Cat ...
Cats will soon start rioting. They will get out of our homes and pour onto the streets chanting Haki Yetu very soon. And I wont blame them if what I heard last weekend from my cousin is anything to go by. If anything, I will join them in saying - nin...
Sherlock Holmes' Secretary...
Sherlock Holmes was the greatest detective ever from the popular Scotland yard. There are books about him and so many jokes about how good a detective he was. And my favourite and by far the funniest of Sherlock Holmes jokes I have ever heard is abou...
Too Fast Too Furious - Samosa Drift
I have some evidence of serious rear-end damage. And no, I have not been allowing people to check the plumbing in the drainage system in my rear so don't give me that look. Rather, I have been a victim of a triangular shaped delicacy popularly known ...
Things an Idiot Sees At an ATM ...
So what is the deal with the idiots who spend a ridiculously long time at the ATM? How hard can select language, enter PIN, key in money and then collecting it and the receipt really be? Well, this morning I was the victim of a scenario where a guy s...
Shit My Dad Says ...
Twitter has the funniest of characters. And that I think is the reason Facebook's popularity is waning. And one such person is Justin who uses the handle @shitmydadsays. As the handle suggests, it is all about stuff that his dad says and here are my ...
Kenya strikes oil. Oil threatens to retaliate.
President Keybaki announced Monday morning that Kenya has struck oil in Turkana, a district located about (1,2,3...21 ... Ummh, my projections fail me) kilometres North of Nairobi. While undressing journalists who included Jully Geychuru, Janet Mboo-...
And Man Then Said, Let there be PMS ...
Ladies, men did NOT create PMS. Am just plain tired of women behaving like men brought it home with the groceries and I equally cannot understand why men have to suffer for it. Its not like I sneezed and transmitted it to you! And for this reason the...
