Humor Articles
Why MPs Should NOT pay tax
I have been appalled by the large number of people who are happy with the taxman's decision to tax MPs and backdate it to July last year. This will lead to a significant reduction in their monthly perks to a meagre Ksh 500,000 and NO ONE could POSSI...
For Better Or Worse? Worse, Definitely Worse.
Research has shown that the leading cause of madness around the world is marriage. Yes, you heard that right. Marriage. Ok, I just made that up so forgive me if you are married. However, before you drive your knee right to the middle of town, look ar...
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
Truths and Untruths ....
Malaba is a small town located at the border of Kenya and Mexico.
A lion is an animal that enjoys the lion share of the animal Kingdom.
An ATM machine is a machine that either gives you cash or a headache.
Policemen are good people trained t...
Catch a Grenade, throw it at the wedding committee
So you want me to be part of your wedding committee? And come to the pre-wedding party too?
NO! No Freaking way!
Okay, maybe I sounded a little harsh there. Let me think about it for a second and maybe I may have time to gain energy to say a ...
Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law.
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SHUT UP! Esther Arunga can make a GREAT president.
They say celebrities are like stored fish. Unless they are kept cool, they start to stink. And I think Esther Arunga has been out of the fridge for a few days. Evryone is up in arms right now saying she is nuts coz she said she wants to run for polit...
If Kenyatta was to rise from the dead ...
We celebrate Kenyatta day every 20th October. Now if Kenyatta rose from the dead today, 31 years later, am sure these would be some of the things he would say, do or experience.
>Am sure if he was told to address the country, he would start with '...
The height of ....
Every once in a while, you come across a piece of really funny lines and I stumbled upon one. This one just takes the biscuit. And I added afew of my own.
The height of.....
1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs a...
