Humor Articles
Types of virginity
They are definately a rare breed in Nairobi these days. Virgins I mean, and I mean for both men and women. So much so that people have resulted to using terms like Secondary virginity to mean people who were fucked up (quick literary too) but have de...
Types Of Sex Partners - Mens Edition
So our dear ladies have been bugging me about this post for quite a long time now. And all because I wrote one that categorized them into different types of sex partners some time back. I kept wishing they would forget but you know ladies. They do no...
A Kenyan Royal wedding
Princess Cathirini Wandai and Prince William-Jimmy Keybakey's wedding day is finally here. The grooms mother, Queen Loocy Waitherero is very happy. Her son is finally getting married and she cant wait to see whether it will be as Epic as the day she ...
What kind of a sex partner are you?
Everyone want to hear that they are gurus in bedroom matters. That they are the Einsteins of matters sexual. The situation on the ground is however very different. Men for example basically rely on what the woman says and the ex<x>pression on her fac...
Chips Funga or Spaghetti Funga?
So yesterday I came across a group of totally emaciated girls in the club. And I dont mean slim. No - I mean emaciated. I remember joking about it on twitter that even if you thought of enticing them to go home with you, you would have to coin a name...
Guidebook To Speaking Kikuyu
Tribalism aside, it goes without saying that everyone in this country likes making fun of Kikuyus especially the stereo-type God-father donning unromantic ones.
To be a kikuyu is rather simple; at least language-wise. To show you how, first, lets ...
Open Letter To Kenneth Marende
Dear Mr Marende;
I hope you are well, considering you most possibly had a less than ideal breakfast possibly comprising of strong tea with a rumor of sugar added to give it some taste. After all, that is what people who earn peanuts take for break...
Do Beautiful women fart?
There is one art women have mastered. The art of farting. And most men dont want to imagine the girl of their dreams blowing out a screamer. And when they do it in a crowd and you are the only guy, EVERYONE assumes its you. Even in a matatu, if you a...
The Crazy Dictionary
Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house.
Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles.
Hard drive: They used to be called d...
Men and the Kitchen ...
The person who will invent a machine for us men which we can throw food ingredients into and get a delicious hot meal after some few minutes of buzzing and flashing will definitely become a billionare. Cooking is a headache for men. And dont even men...
