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Upgrade from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0
Dear Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from girlfriend 6.2 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, abnormally increasing the size of the wardrobe folder, and funny attempts to ...
Prostitution is like banking...
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
Internet explorer 6 - The Last Dinosaur
I just bumped into a picture that ridicules Internet Explorer (Version 6 especially) and it reminded me how much of a headache that relic of a browser used to be. No tabs, pathetic rendering of styles and as usual for most MS stuff, very unreliable. ...
Honest Marriage Vows
<i>There is too much dishonesty in love and relationships nowadays so I sought to give a sample of what honesty in a marriage ceremony would entail... Here goes ....</i>
We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in h...
How to get your teeth knocked out in a movie theatre
Here are a few ways to get your teeth knocked out during a movie. I will not be responsible for damages you may (and will incur) if you try them out.
1. Narrate what is happening in the movie to an imaginary friend over the phone.
2. Pick Pop-c...
Why students go on strike in Kenya ....
Yesterday I came across a group of striking high school students who decided the best way to strike was pack and go home. I dont know why they were striking. Actually, most of us don't. Well, I have compiled a number of reasons as to why schools in K...
While I was away ...
Its been a while since I blogged and alot has happened since my last post. I got a writers block and that, as any writer knows, is a nightmare. But thats a story for another day. Back to the happenings of the last couple of days, I actually dont know...
Visa na Mikasa ya Valentines Day
Valentines came and went and I am hoping you came too because I did not. It was one of the rare Valentines day that I spent by my lonesomeness for very many reasons that will not be discussed in this forum. And no, I wasn't on my periods as someone s...
Shit we can believe in ...
Exactly one year ago, the world sent home a Dick and a Bush. It was the day that all Luos and moderate Kikuyus shared in the moment of watching their brother become the 44th president of the US. Something was amiss though. I couldnt place it until af...
Are Beautiful Women Funny?
Actually the question here should be, are beautiful women indeed interesting? However, I will go ahead and address the question about how funny they are and ignore interesting all together. This is because interesting depends a lot on the activity in...
