Humor Articles
Hilarious Safaricom Messages ...
I think Safaricom ought to change some of these messages they send to you after you perform a service request (checking credit, topping up, blah blah blah) and the voice notifications. This is because I realized if you load your phone with a thousand...
What happens in a Bra clinic? Seriously ...
When I was growing up, I was taught that an infant clinic was where 'faulty' children were taken for 'repairs'. By extension, a donkey clinic was where 'faulty' donkeys were taken for 'repairs'. When I was 'faulty' I was taken to a clinic too. Nowada...
Announcement for New Degree course B.Sc (Drinking)
The University Of Nairobi has announced the introduction of a brand new degree course, B.Sc (Drinking), which will be offered through local pubs and restaurants at very affordable fees. Details for the new course as availed to the press are as follow...
The Cow Has Refused? Oh Really ....
The cow has refused! Well, that phrase is no longer true. At least not in Meru apparently. There is this guy in Meru who decided to take the cow by its horns. For those not in the know, the story aired on NTV Monday night seven. A woman in Meru heard...
Maswali Nyeti to the government
1) We have been ruled by fat cats, Hyenas and Hawks for a very long time. Can we make it official for all wild animals to run for Presidency?
2) MPs try to convince us that they are selfless people. Can we have volunteers for MPs. As in people we ...
Rules For Guests In My House ...
Dont you just hate those guests who come to your house and head straight for the fridge like the key to the couch is hidden there? Welcome to the world of ill-mannered guests. The guests who pick thier nose then immediately grab the remote with that ...
The day I almost became a Chips Funga
I am a very worried human being of undefined gender. The twins that reside at the junction of my left and right leg - the ones that neighbor the huge guy (am talking a whooping 20 millimetres ... but I suck at math) who likes giving standing ovation ...
Terms and conditions? Mpango wa Kando fights back
One IVY MUIGAI decided to reply to my article on Terms and conditions for my Mpango wa Kando. Well, right of reply applies so here goes her reply ....
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With regard to the article 'terms and conditions for my mpango ...
How To Make Corruption Soup with Impunity flavor
Ingredients:
3 large politicians - Uneducated, dumb and greedy.
2 Ministry officials - Freshly employed.
1 Huge Project - Unsliced for maximum gains.
1 Tender - Well advertised
3 Huge Companies - Freshly picked from the 'fictitious' li...
Hilarious Spelling suggestions for Kenyan Names
After realizing Microsoft Word underlines most of our names, I decided to try my hand at some Kenyan names. This are the ones I found funniest. Note that I took the funniest word combinations of the given spelling suggestions....
1. Michuki - Mi...
