Humor Articles
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
Hilarious Customer Care Call ...
Thank you for calling Safaricom customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
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Kiswahili is DAMN hard ...
They say its easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Nairobian to speak correct Swahili. Am not talking about the broken swahili (more like broken and powdered really) that most of us Nairobians talk. Am talking about Kiswah...
Types of Underwear
After reading comments in a heated discussion on a certain site about what type of underwear is the best, I have compiled the following types. The default type is one we will call Msupa. These are those nice Boxers, briefs, thongs or panties which ar...
Are you suffering from Vitamin S deficiency?
A study by the Ministry of Health has raised the red flag over effects of Vitamin S deficiency among the general public. The deficiency of this vitamin whose scientific name is sex-iferol is in such high levels that the government is requesting sexpe...
Think your job is hard? Try being a sperm ...
While most people complain about their jobs, I think sperms have the hardest job nowadays.
If you were a sperm, you really dont want to be living in the body of a gay guy, a wanker and someone who gets lots of head. You know sperms exist with one ...
Of Ladies and Bedroom Moanotones
So Ladies, you scream while doing the naughties? Great! But are you sure men like that particular ringtone which you selected as the one that will be playing as you vocalize your travels to the enchanted orgasm kingdom of Kakuma? I will let you know ...
Kenyans and Bargaining
I blame it on markets. The bargaining problem I mean. Markets are the place where the bargaining disease in Kenya was born. Now its everywhere. Shops, bus terminus, clothing outlets, stalls, name it.
And soon it will go out of control and may soo...
Mrs Right Rejection Letter
Dear Aspiring Wife,
Its with deep regret that I inform you that you have been eliminated from further consideration as my Mrs. Right. Its not easy to pin-point the actual reason that made me disqualify you but go through the following and see whic...
Deal with it. Real beauty is on the OUTSIDE ...
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What else do you want? An adorable pancreas? A gorgeous illeum? A lovely tonsil? Could all proponents of such ideologies snap out of it. Skin deep is deep enough fo...
