Humor Articles
Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law without...
Boys in Blue? Really?
So they are called They Boys in Blue, huh? Police I mean. Well, has anyone out there ever seen a police officer in Kenya with a VISIBLY NEW blue shirt? Coz I havent. And they all look old and faded to me like they are hand me downs from their older b...
Confessions of my laptop bag ...
This morning I had breakfast with a friend of mine who likes (actually lets put it as thoroughly enjoys) taking cheap shots at me in vengeance of the many times that I have embarrased him. Infront of his friends if I may say so too. You see, whenever...
These two sexes ... Hmmm...
Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences.
Let me sta...
Before you watch those mexican soaps ...
For some reason, a trio of ladies decided to give me a lesson on how to treat women like ladies the other day. I figured they must have skipped reading my ROMANCE AINT DEAD article. They proceeded to tell me to become some Alejandro - as they are cal...
What item describes your profession? Really?
I went to an impromptu meeting the other day with some other professionals to design a new office for a client. Only problem arose when we were introduced by our tools of trade. I was called computer, there was furniture e.t.c. Which is when the idea...
Kenyan hotel menus
This was on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Bungoma town
MENU
Tonut na maantasi 5.00/=
Homelet Blain 4.50/=
Jai na zgonji 5.00/=
Tenku na ukali 6.00/=
Jabati Pantika 6.40/=
Gugu ya ingo 50.00/=
Gugu ya genjik 25.00/=
Mgade Poflo 6.50/=
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Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm last...
Those Matatu Seats ....
Matatus. We hate them, no doubt. But even with all the hate, people still have preferences for some over others. Of late, the tide has been shifting away from the once dominant 14-seater matatus to mini-buses and the other larger ones. However, the f...
If Kenya was the world's trendsetter...
The United States is the world's trend-setter. Now what would happen if Kenya was the world's trendsetter and the whole world looked upon us to define the 'in-things?'
Well ... Busaa would be a worldwide brand. We would have big neon boards in New...
