Humor Articles
Terms and Conditions for my Mpango wa Kando
I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. The following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando.
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando....
The Mpango wa Kando, here-in called project, has agreed fully with the followin...
Mission Impossible 5 - Condoms Protocol
Why on earth do people fear buying condoms? I thought by now those are not things you should be afraid to buy. If anything, you should walk with that bounce in your stride because you have scored.
But no!
I saw a guy yesterday buying condoms...
Sarah I loved you but I died ....
I went to a village school where the Ingrish teachers largely pronounced words in a manner that suggested that they hated them. The words were sang more than spoken and the result was a disaster. "Thi sisa Ndoa" was a popular statement to m...
Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
Think before arguing with a woman
We all know how it goes. He tells him he will unleash his dragon on her. She falls for it only for her to realize later that the so called dragon was actually a lame baby lizard. She keeps the issue to herself until the man rubs her the wrong way and...
R.I.P Mututho Law
Mututho law was suspended by the law courts yesterday. In drunken-speak, thats simply means he was told to go screw himself. And in polite teetotaler language, he was told to kindly go have intercourse without involving a second party. And so as a re...
Valentines and New Types Of Lovers ...
Valentines is around the corner and there is a hook-up frenzy going on. Cupid has also been spotted in the possession of crude weapons including bows and arrows and victims claim he is aiming straight for the heart. However, it has also been noted th...
Doctor, I want to be castrated ... HILARIOUS.
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I want to be castrated." The doctor is taken aback and wonders why the man wants to be castrated.
"Are you sure?" asks the doctor.
"Yes. My wife insisted on it. After all this years facing life without ca...
Men, Women And PMS ...
For all its worth, Men and women are very different. One lot shaves the face, the other lot shaves legs. One lot likes the toilet seat up, the other (for some twisted reason) insist they want it down. One lot suffers PMS and the other faces the wrath...
Tunga Sentensi Ukitumia jina ....
Kenyans are the most creative lot. And yesterday I was laughing through and through thanks to some hilarious tweets from the TungaSentensi hashtag. The following are the ones that made my day. Credit to all the people who came up with these very hila...
