Humor Articles
Visa na Mikasa ya Friday the 13th
Apparently, mocking Friday the13th could land you in lots of trouble. I started the day by asking why is it that though Friday is an ordinary day and 13th is a normal number, the two cannot get together without their motives questioned. I worked late...
Hey! That is NOT my fart.
A drunk guy heard Chris Martins' Cheaters Prayer on Saturday morning and what followed had me laughing hysterically. I had just left the house a few minutes earlier on my way to the bank just around my neighborhood. Just a few meters past my place, I...
My Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa;
You old man, are a tool. Despite many efforts of getting you to deliver stuff to me during christmas, you seem to always screw up the delivery. I keep seeing the stuff I asked for with other people. Like I asked for a beautiful girlfri...
Beware People - That Bitch December is coming ...
December is around the corner people. I suggest you buy a condom for your wallet. If you flirt with December, she will want you to go out drinking with her and eventually, she will want to do the horizontal gangnam style with you. And she is good at ...
Babies - Some honesty would do ...
I hate children. Um, let me rephrase. I hate toddlers. I cringe at the site of the small beings with zero bowel and bladder control. When you throw in projectile vomiting of milk recently ingested from another human being - and at zero notice - I wil...
Where is the Pulp?
I think a certain orange tree wants to nyerify me. That, and feed me a few oranges through one of the openings on my body that I know for a fact is clearly marked EXIT. And such economic expansion measures are something I am not willing to endure. Ev...
Men Behaving Badly
The internet is full of articles attacking women for behaving badly. From women dancing on top of tables with thongs at half mast to others dressed so skimpily that the girl to clothes ratio can at best be described as an open invitation to pneumonia...
Of Queues and annoying people
I hate a lot of things in this world but nothing pushes my angry I'm-gonna-shoot-you-in-the-eye-then-pee-in-your-mouth button more than queues. The idea of my gonads aligning with some old woman's bored behind promptly sends my jewels into yawning-mo...
Families Families Families ....
Its a long weekend again. And these holidays bring us the best freak show on earth. The only one freak show on earth where u are always a willing actor. The one place where someone will pick their nose while talking to you and without you complaining...
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
