Humor Articles
25 Random Things ...
Whoever came up with this idea should rot in a hell-hole somewhere. And now that I got tagged, I have to say 25 Random things about me. This is hard but let me try. Am supposed to leave the rules there too.But that does not mean I'll obey them. Here ...
Yes, I want to sound insensitive
I will start supporting gay people when I meet one of them with a Tshirt that says, "I support straight people." That is a tweet I posted yesterday evening and which resulted in a long email from a very irritated and (presumably) gay guy.
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My Late Night Calling Rule
A GUY friend of mine yesterday told me he lies in the group of people I screw or intend to screw. On hearing this, my balls immediately fell off their sack, rolled across the floor, out of the back door and jumped off the balcony! They were in utter ...
Hook up services. Truths or half truths...
They are everywhere. Newspapers, magazines, internet and even on mobiles phone services. Am talking about hook-up services. It seems the business of human brokerage is becoming a really lucrative sector nowadays. Helping two people meet and hopefull...
25 Rules: Life, love, living....
I woke up on Sunday morning and started wondering what to do considering I was up at six o'clock on a cold freezing morning. And I decided to do something I very rarely do. Share a piece of myself. And considering I have chosen to remain anonymous fo...
Prostitution is like Banking
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
Of Indians and Flat Bums ...
My Indian friends will want to cook me alive due to this post. I beg them not to, not because I dont want to feel my jewels explode under loads of steaming fluids but because I dont think I'd make a good meal. Reason? Well, after carefully inspecting...
These Marketing Slogans ...
We all love advertisers and marketers. They make our day trying to make us buy this product or that service or even support that cause. But its time to have fun at their expense.
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Hilarious Safaricom Messages ...
I think Safaricom ought to change some of these messages they send to you after you perform a service request (checking credit, topping up, blah blah blah) and the voice notifications. This is because I realized if you load your phone with a thousand...
What happens in a Bra clinic? Seriously ...
When I was growing up, I was taught that an infant clinic was where 'faulty' children were taken for 'repairs'. By extension, a donkey clinic was where 'faulty' donkeys were taken for 'repairs'. When I was 'faulty' I was taken to a clinic too. Nowada...
