Humor Articles
Why MPs Should NOT pay tax
I have been appalled by the large number of people who are happy with the taxman's decision to tax MPs and backdate it to July last year. This will lead to a significant reduction in their monthly perks to a meagre Ksh 500,000 and NO ONE could POSSI...
Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as...
Catch a Grenade, throw it at the wedding committee
So you want me to be part of your wedding committee? And come to the pre-wedding party too?
NO! No Freaking way!
Okay, maybe I sounded a little harsh there. Let me think about it for a second and maybe I may have time to gain energy to say a ...
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
Truths and Untruths ....
Malaba is a small town located at the border of Kenya and Mexico.
A lion is an animal that enjoys the lion share of the animal Kingdom.
An ATM machine is a machine that either gives you cash or a headache.
Policemen are good people trained t...
Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law.
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SHUT UP! Esther Arunga can make a GREAT president.
They say celebrities are like stored fish. Unless they are kept cool, they start to stink. And I think Esther Arunga has been out of the fridge for a few days. Evryone is up in arms right now saying she is nuts coz she said she wants to run for polit...
Substitute goods... LOL
Young Omondi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Nairobi. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock." At this, the lady immediately turned ...
Of Men and Ladies Handbags
There are many three-word sentences in the world. We have some that show affection like "I love you" - except when you say it and get no favourable response. Or if the person says the words back with addition of words like "a brother" or "a friend" a...
