Humor Articles
Confessions of my laptop bag ...
This morning I had breakfast with a friend of mine who likes (actually lets put it as thoroughly enjoys) taking cheap shots at me in vengeance of the many times that I have embarrased him. Infront of his friends if I may say so too. You see, whenever...
This touched my heart ....
We read emotional stories everyday. But rarely do we read something that immediately makes you want to do something about it. Today, I read such a post by a twitter buddy of mine (@Ngendo87) and it immediately touched my heart. Here is the post .......
Admission to Hague - (Form FQ U 2)
Welcome to Hague. By filling in this admission form, you are admitting to all your crimes both real and imagined. Thats why its called an admission form. Further, you are admitting that you deserve to be punished to the full length of the law without...
Those Matatu Seats ....
Matatus. We hate them, no doubt. But even with all the hate, people still have preferences for some over others. Of late, the tide has been shifting away from the once dominant 14-seater matatus to mini-buses and the other larger ones. However, the f...
Bosses Bosses Bosses
Someone said that bosses are like diapers; always on your ass and mostly full of shit. I do not know how right or wrong they were but bosses are a part of everyone's life at one point or the other. We love them and hate them, mostly hate them. They c...
And here I was thinking I was bad ...
Having confessed my misheard lyrics that I have sang out loud at one point or the other in an earlier blog-post, (learnt they are called mondegreens too) I dived into Google to find the worst lyrical errors and boy was I in for a laugh.
While I t...
Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm last...
Boys in Blue? Really?
So they are called They Boys in Blue, huh? Police I mean. Well, has anyone out there ever seen a police officer in Kenya with a VISIBLY NEW blue shirt? Coz I havent. And they all look old and faded to me like they are hand me downs from their older b...
These two sexes ... Hmmm...
Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences.
Let me sta...
Kenyan hotel menus
This was on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Bungoma town
MENU
Tonut na maantasi 5.00/=
Homelet Blain 4.50/=
Jai na zgonji 5.00/=
Tenku na ukali 6.00/=
Jabati Pantika 6.40/=
Gugu ya ingo 50.00/=
Gugu ya genjik 25.00/=
Mgade Poflo 6.50/=
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