Humor Articles
Oh yes, we can reclaim this country!
For the longest time, you and I - the citizens or this country - have been praying and crying for better leadership. Greed, corruption and decisions based on personal gain have been the order of the day. We have politicians sitting on seats worth qua...
Open Letter To Kenneth Marende
Dear Mr Marende;
I hope you are well, considering you most possibly had a less than ideal breakfast possibly comprising of strong tea with a rumor of sugar added to give it some taste. After all, that is what people who earn peanuts take for break...
Party Invitations - A Few Rules Will Do
I hosted a Go-Away-Goat party last weekend. For those who dont know, when someone is going away for a while and you host a goat-eating to bid them farewell, we call that a Go-Away-Goat party. It was for wifey, who is flying out, and the party was hos...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
Pay Me More Or Else ...
They have demanded a pay rise before they even start working. I am talking about the "Honorable" members of parliament. I don't think they realize how ridiculous the argument fronted by their two brain cells seriously drenched in Blue Moon is.
So...
Prostitution is like Banking
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
Prostitution is like banking...
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
R.I.P Mututho Law
Mututho law was suspended by the law courts yesterday. In drunken-speak, thats simply means he was told to go screw himself. And in polite teetotaler language, he was told to kindly go have intercourse without involving a second party. And so as a re...
Rain hit me hard last Saturday! Oh and a BAKE Award!
Reports reaching me indicate Crazy Nairobian won in the best creative writing blog category in the BAKE awards (Bloggers Association of Kenya awards) held last Saturday night at the Nairobi Serena. And while that was happening, I was busy getting rai...
Replace Traffic Rules with Vagina
If there is anything I know, it is the fact that replacing the subject or object in most non-funny statements with vagina makes it funny as hell. I said most. Not all. And because most Kenyan drivers drive like the said word in its expletive form, I ...
