Humor Articles
And here I was thinking I was bad ...
Having confessed my misheard lyrics that I have sang out loud at one point or the other in an earlier blog-post, (learnt they are called mondegreens too) I dived into Google to find the worst lyrical errors and boy was I in for a laugh.
While I t...
And Man Then Said, Let there be PMS ...
Ladies, men did NOT create PMS. Am just plain tired of women behaving like men brought it home with the groceries and I equally cannot understand why men have to suffer for it. Its not like I sneezed and transmitted it to you! And for this reason the...
Announcement for New Degree course B.Sc (Drinking)
The University Of Nairobi has announced the introduction of a brand new degree course, B.Sc (Drinking), which will be offered through local pubs and restaurants at very affordable fees. Details for the new course as availed to the press are as follow...
Are Beautiful Women Funny?
Actually the question here should be, are beautiful women indeed interesting? However, I will go ahead and address the question about how funny they are and ignore interesting all together. This is because interesting depends a lot on the activity in...
Are you suffering from Vitamin S deficiency?
A study by the Ministry of Health has raised the red flag over effects of Vitamin S deficiency among the general public. The deficiency of this vitamin whose scientific name is sex-iferol is in such high levels that the government is requesting sexpe...
Babies - Some honesty would do ...
I hate children. Um, let me rephrase. I hate toddlers. I cringe at the site of the small beings with zero bowel and bladder control. When you throw in projectile vomiting of milk recently ingested from another human being - and at zero notice - I wil...
Babies Babies Babies ...
I wish babies came with upgrades, you know, such that babies born this year come with a better operating system than last year. Just like phones and computers. I dont know about you but in my opinion, babies are born with very hostile software and ...
Beauty products for men? You are kidding right?
Beauty products for men... Hmm! That right there, in my not so humble opinion, is an oxy-moron. I keep saying it over and over in my head and it still sounds wrong. Whenever I say it, my head spins off straight into the bizarre. Our male politician...
Beer isnt the problem in society. FOOD IS!
This past weekend, I hosted a horde of my friends for a BBQ at my place. The amount of madness in that party was only comparable to a crisis day in a mental hospital. From people having fits on the dance-floor and disguising it as dancing to others w...
Before you watch those mexican soaps ...
For some reason, a trio of ladies decided to give me a lesson on how to treat women like ladies the other day. I figured they must have skipped reading my ROMANCE AINT DEAD article. They proceeded to tell me to become some Alejandro - as they are cal...
