Humor Articles
The Hit And Run Terrorists
It had to happen. Al Shabaab threatened to bring the flames of war to Kenya if Nairobi did not withdraw its troops from Somalia. And now, sorry to say, we are shitting our pants all the way through extra time fearing that some of our body parts may d...
The ICC ruling, my two cents opinion
Since Judge Ekaterina Trendafilova (Forgive my imagination but I still think her name sounds like that of a hooker or rogue agent in a fast-paced spy movie) delivered her ruling indicting three and a half of the Ocampo five and a half, I have pretty ...
The Kenyan Transport Fiasco
Isnt it funny how in Kenya....
1) If there is a pothole on the road and people complain that it be filled up, they fill it up with a pot-hill?
2) If you are in a matatu and it overlaps, drives on the pavement and on the wrong lanes, the driver ...
The Loo Match vs a Football match
In one of those days when I try to connect one thing that is totally unrelated to the other, today I am comparing football and those wonderful visits to the loo. They may be totally unrelated but let us see just how much the two can relate.
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The Matatu Menace
A situation where someone has accumulated so much idiocy in their head that it flows out without his consent is called a stupidity overdose! And that very much sums up the condition that this Mbugua-Matatu guy was suffering from.
I said earli...
The New Hunger Hotline ...
I believe to become a Minister for Special Programmes in Kenya, you have to be an alumni of a 'special' school for 'special' people. That would of course explain why one Hon. Esther Murugi decided to launch an emergency hotline for victims of famine....
The New Super-Ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The New Super-ingia Tariff takes Koinange by storm
Subscribers of Koinangycom network have reasons to smile after the company announced a new tariff dubbed Super-Ingia. While making the announcement from Koinange street, Koinangycom CEO Mr. Mike-whore Josef said this new tariff will be changing depen...
The Political Beer Ladder ...
1st Beer - The Musallyia. Cool calm and collected. Your faculties are all working correctly and everything you say sounds very sober. And boring.
2nd Beer - The Rafael Toojoo. You are just there. This beer is as useless. Everyone knows it exists b...
The Sheer madness of chain messages ...
This morning, I got a text message from my 17 year old niece telling me a wonderful blessing awaits me if I forward the message to five friends. Well unless Safaricom now allows you to redeem Bonga Points for blessings, am afraid the only thing I wil...
