Humor Articles
MORE SOAP ... Hilarious story.
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the clean laundry back, and was still di...
Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter
Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as...
Mrs Right Rejection Letter
Dear Aspiring Wife,
Its with deep regret that I inform you that you have been eliminated from further consideration as my Mrs. Right. Its not easy to pin-point the actual reason that made me disqualify you but go through the following and see whic...
MTV Shuga Official Theme Track Video
MTV Shuga launched the official theme track video for the show on Friday night. The show which is currently in its second season is currently showing on local TV stations.
Shuga is a hard-hitting drama that follows the lives, loves and ambitions ...
My Aunt and Her Cat ...
Cats will soon start rioting. They will get out of our homes and pour onto the streets chanting Haki Yetu very soon. And I wont blame them if what I heard last weekend from my cousin is anything to go by. If anything, I will join them in saying - nin...
My Budget Proposals ...
Budget day, the day the govt tells us how much we need to bend over depending on how deeply they want to screw us. We must be whores. On second thought, make that a very dumb whore. You know, a whore is someone who gets money for getting screwed. A d...
My Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa;
You old man, are a tool. Despite many efforts of getting you to deliver stuff to me during christmas, you seem to always screw up the delivery. I keep seeing the stuff I asked for with other people. Like I asked for a beautiful girlfri...
My Late Night Calling Rule
A GUY friend of mine yesterday told me he lies in the group of people I screw or intend to screw. On hearing this, my balls immediately fell off their sack, rolled across the floor, out of the back door and jumped off the balcony! They were in utter ...
My Take On FEB 28th
I want to take issue with the people condemning the opponents of the event dubbed Feb 28th which calls for unity of all Kenyans by singing the National Anthem at 1:00 pm today. I have gone through posts on social media and on the blogosphere that are...
My two pence beliefs on love ...
People always accuse me of not believing in love. But it doesnt always mean that he who sings a song the loudest knows the lyrics better than the silent one.
So to settle the fears and concerns of many this valentines, here are my two pence belie...
