Humor Articles
Beware People - That Bitch December is coming ...
December is around the corner people. I suggest you buy a condom for your wallet. If you flirt with December, she will want you to go out drinking with her and eventually, she will want to do the horizontal gangnam style with you. And she is good at ...
Bosses Bosses Bosses
Someone said that bosses are like diapers; always on your ass and mostly full of shit. I do not know how right or wrong they were but bosses are a part of everyone's life at one point or the other. We love them and hate them, mostly hate them. They c...
Boys in Blue? Really?
So they are called They Boys in Blue, huh? Police I mean. Well, has anyone out there ever seen a police officer in Kenya with a VISIBLY NEW blue shirt? Coz I havent. And they all look old and faded to me like they are hand me downs from their older b...
Catch a Grenade, throw it at the wedding committee
So you want me to be part of your wedding committee? And come to the pre-wedding party too?
NO! No Freaking way!
Okay, maybe I sounded a little harsh there. Let me think about it for a second and maybe I may have time to gain energy to say a ...
Chips Funga or Spaghetti Funga?
So yesterday I came across a group of totally emaciated girls in the club. And I dont mean slim. No - I mean emaciated. I remember joking about it on twitter that even if you thought of enticing them to go home with you, you would have to coin a name...
Come Baby Come and other stories ...
I have been trying trying to avoid writing about the Migooner Migooner debacle since it came to the fray but lets just say, if it itches, scratch it. And its itching, seriously, down there, and no I dont have crabs. Ok, may be I do but that is an iss...
Confessions of my laptop bag ...
This morning I had breakfast with a friend of mine who likes (actually lets put it as thoroughly enjoys) taking cheap shots at me in vengeance of the many times that I have embarrased him. Infront of his friends if I may say so too. You see, whenever...
Confessions of One Mr. Dark Forces
In primary school, I was taught about a guy called Isaac Newton who discovered the force of gravity. He was a brilliant scientist they said. An apple fell off a tree and (lets assume) hit him in the head so hard that he went bonkers. So much so that ...
Crazy crazy kid
Every once in a while, someone posts something totally out of this world. And today I have seen one. This was posted on my wall by one naughty KISS FIRE aka Nyar Kendu ...
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A pregnant woman amekaa vibaya mbele y...
Dating Rules? For men? Ha ha ha ...
There is this mail doing the rounds about dating rules for men and they are really harsh towards guys. Well, I propose that we follow them but I have added my interpretations below each.
1. Call....
:: Thats not so hard. We do it twice a ye...
