Humor Articles
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
The Comedy That Has Become Football
So Torres has now ceased to be a noun - the name of a once feared Liverpool striker - to a verb meaning "to miss" and a source of ridicule to a misfiring Chelsea player who, so far, has cost Chelsea 25M for each of the two glorious goals he...
The Cow Has Refused? Oh Really ....
The cow has refused! Well, that phrase is no longer true. At least not in Meru apparently. There is this guy in Meru who decided to take the cow by its horns. For those not in the know, the story aired on NTV Monday night seven. A woman in Meru heard...
The Crazy Dictionary
Toilet: A room that functions very well when you in your house and vehemently refuses to flush when you are at someone else's house.
Politician: A guy whose head and ass have agreed to perform swapped roles.
Hard drive: They used to be called d...
The day I almost became a Chips Funga
I am a very worried human being of undefined gender. The twins that reside at the junction of my left and right leg - the ones that neighbor the huge guy (am talking a whooping 20 millimetres ... but I suck at math) who likes giving standing ovation ...
The Dog With Swag ...
This morning was quite the eventful one. I woke up as usual to do my morning run (I don’t know which devil possessed me into doing this by the way considering I currently can’t feel my legs). As I dragged my lazy self through the vengeful morning chi...
The End of the world is here
Everyone wants to go to heaven. Only problem they say is that nobody wants to die. And without death that transition is not likely to take place. And the morbid fear of death and damnation is what false prophets and preachers work with. I said the ot...
The Facebook LIKE button
In Kenya, it is said that every market has its own madman. But Facebook has so many mad people you would need to conduct a full census just to get an estimate.
I bumped into a picture online of a Libyan who has been brutally killed by a 50mm bull...
The Five Types of ANNOYING bedmates
I love my bed, a lot. So much so that I dont like sharing it. I also love my sleep and sleeping with someone else in the bed is always a problem for me because I do not want people disturbing my sleep. I need someone who sleeps like a baby - Um, scra...
The height of ....
Every once in a while, you come across a piece of really funny lines and I stumbled upon one. This one just takes the biscuit. And I added afew of my own.
The height of.....
1) Height of patience : A naked woman lying down with her legs a...
