Humor Articles
Hague Express flight PEV-2007 Announcement
Good afternoon Politicians. We would like to inform you that the Hague Express flight PEV2007 will be ready for take off in 24 hours. All politicians will be borading through GATE A - Reality Section.
We request that you observe the following bas...
Happy Birthday to Me? More like insults galore ...
I woke up this morning and the first thing I got was a tonne of insults from people I am silly enough to call my friends. One suggested that while most people are born, I was farted and thus, I am a fartling! Another said we were commemorating a misf...
Hey! That is NOT my fart.
A drunk guy heard Chris Martins' Cheaters Prayer on Saturday morning and what followed had me laughing hysterically. I had just left the house a few minutes earlier on my way to the bank just around my neighborhood. Just a few meters past my place, I...
Hilarious Customer Care Call ...
Thank you for calling Safaricom customer care center. We know you have been trying to get through since last week but dont worry, at least you got through today. We also hope your phone has enough charge since this will take longer than most calls.
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Hilarious Safaricom Messages ...
I think Safaricom ought to change some of these messages they send to you after you perform a service request (checking credit, topping up, blah blah blah) and the voice notifications. This is because I realized if you load your phone with a thousand...
Hilarious Spelling suggestions for Kenyan Names
After realizing Microsoft Word underlines most of our names, I decided to try my hand at some Kenyan names. This are the ones I found funniest. Note that I took the funniest word combinations of the given spelling suggestions....
1. Michuki - Mi...
Honest Marriage Vows
<i>There is too much dishonesty in love and relationships nowadays so I sought to give a sample of what honesty in a marriage ceremony would entail... Here goes ....</i>
We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in h...
Hook up services. Truths or half truths...
They are everywhere. Newspapers, magazines, internet and even on mobiles phone services. Am talking about hook-up services. It seems the business of human brokerage is becoming a really lucrative sector nowadays. Helping two people meet and hopefull...
Hookers & Mistresses Ltd profits down by 75%
Profits for Hookers & Mistresses Limited have slumped by 75% according to end of their 2010-2011 fiscal year results announced by the group CEO, Miss Tunauza Kumamoto. In a statement issued to the media, the company also saw a 60% drop in turn-over, ...
Hookers Demand To Give KRA head...
So hookers had a demonstration demanding dialogue with the powers that be. Well, I think if the people who normally give fucks decide to stop giving fucks to demand dialogue, we better listen. Especially because they are willing to give KRA head. Tha...
