Humor Articles
Sleep's a lady, and am her bitch
My sleeping patterns have been a little zigzag of late, and I am talking a zigzag like the one I used to draw in nursery school. You see, while I am quite good at drawing now, I was absolutely pathetic at a young age; the kind of bad that draws a cir...
Someone Help Alpha Climb Up His Baby Cot
Early this morning I saw a tweet rebuking the attacks that were apparently being directed at Alpha Rwirangira, the winner of one of the past TPF (Tusker Project Fame) events. I followed the link to his Facebook account where he has posted a five cour...
Stuff that makes you go, "OH SHIT!"
We all have situations in life that make you go, "Oh Shit!" ... Well, I have made a list of some of them.
1) A guy is waiting for his turn in the loo since you are inside. Then you realize after doing a serious load that the toilet can...
Substitute goods... LOL
Young Omondi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Nairobi. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of stock." At this, the lady immediately turned ...
Sugar shortage? Or just an excess of leeches
I said it once and I'll say it again. The problem with being led by old men is that they enjoy watching the cost of living rise because it reminds them of when their dicks used to do the same. Sometimes they even give the living conditions hand jobs ...
Tales of an Irresponsible Young Me...
Have you ever noticed the look kids get when they mess up? The real fear that is written all over their faces because they know all too well what will happen when their parents get their hands on them? Well, there were things in primary school which ...
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando 2.0....
I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. And as I promised, the following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando 2.0.
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando 2.0....
The Mpango wa Kando 2.0, here-in called project, has...
Terms and Conditions for my Mpango wa Kando
I am looking for a mpango wa Kando. The following are the terms and conditions for candidates of the Mpango wa Kando.
Terms and conditions for mpango wa Kando....
The Mpango wa Kando, here-in called project, has agreed fully with the followin...
Terms and conditions? Mpango wa Kando fights back
One IVY MUIGAI decided to reply to my article on Terms and conditions for my Mpango wa Kando. Well, right of reply applies so here goes her reply ....
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With regard to the article 'terms and conditions for my mpango ...
The Biological Clock
If there is an alarm that freaks women out, it is the biological one. It has no snooze button (thank heavens for that) so you cannot insist you will be cuter for five more years. When the alarm of your biological clock goes off, your goose is cooked....
