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FCIE examination results
A total of 500,000 Kenyans sat for the FCIE (Facebook Certificate of Idleness Examination) last year in various cybers, offices and mobile phones around the country. These students sat for a total of ten papers including Wall writing, poking, inboxin...
Food and Sex Are Dating ...
Sex and food been dating for a while. Lately actually, they have moved in together. Food is being used to describe sexual items and relationships ever since the terms chips-funga, side-dish and the rest. I thus propose we declare this marriage legal ...
For Better Or Worse? Worse, Definitely Worse.
Research has shown that the leading cause of madness around the world is marriage. Yes, you heard that right. Marriage. Ok, I just made that up so forgive me if you are married. However, before you drive your knee right to the middle of town, look ar...
Fun things to do in a Supermarket
Supermarkets and shopping malls are a fun place to be. And if you want to add more fun to the shopping experience, here are a few ideas. Please note that your dental formula may be affected by the following activities.
1) Sing loudly as you shop. ...
Fun things to do in a traffic Jam ...
Next time you get stuck in jam, do the following to kill time especially if you are in a matatu.
1) Pick your nose and show your neighbor. Then, while giggling very excitedly, tell them "Its the biggest I have caught this week!"
2) Whistle "Mar...
Funny stats and my two pence analysis
Here are a few statistics and facts I collected around the net (and of course added a few goofy comments to spice them up). Am assuming 7 out of every three people who read it will enjoy and 10 of those will share with friends.
A pig's orgasm last...
Go to hell! But which part of hell?
Hell should be divided into levels. I know it seems like a weird suggestion but hear me out. If a person's greatest sin in life is sleeping with his friend's spouse, dont you think it will be a little unfair for him to burn the same way as - say - Os...
Good Morning Crass - Twitter 101
1. Get rid of the egg. People are afraid of eggs. You may hatch into a snake
2. Would you walk up to a stranger and beg them to follow you? Weird, huh. Thats what it feels like when you beg ppl her
3. If #FF was a child, many tweeps would be pa...
Guidebook To Speaking Kikuyu
Tribalism aside, it goes without saying that everyone in this country likes making fun of Kikuyus especially the stereo-type God-father donning unromantic ones.
To be a kikuyu is rather simple; at least language-wise. To show you how, first, lets ...
Guys Speak :: What guys REALLY mean ...
A lady friend of mine asked me the other day waht the obvious signs are when a man is lying when you ask him a question. Well, is he breathing? If yes, then he is more than likely to lie.
This is because men DONT answer women's question honestly....
