Humor Articles
Kenyans and Bad Toilet Etiquette ...
Latest reports indicate that Kenyans have some of the worst toilet manners. Well, the problem with toilets is that they have toilet bowls whereas most Kenyans have buckets for backsides. Trying to fit a bucket-mouth on the bowl is an obvious problem ...
Kenyans and Bargaining
I blame it on markets. The bargaining problem I mean. Markets are the place where the bargaining disease in Kenya was born. Now its everywhere. Shops, bus terminus, clothing outlets, stalls, name it.
And soon it will go out of control and may soo...
Kenyans and Peculiar Business Names
Kenyans have been called peculiar many times. I always tend to agree because lets face it, we are peculiar. And the area where we are most guilty is business names. Based on what I observe, I fear that soon, with the name syllables' combinations that...
Kiswahili is DAMN hard ...
They say its easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Nairobian to speak correct Swahili. Am not talking about the broken swahili (more like broken and powdered really) that most of us Nairobians talk. Am talking about Kiswah...
Landlords landlords landlords ....
Customers love complaining. Its the gas that they run on. The more they complain, the more they feel like they are getting value for money. They even complain about free services without considering the fact that they are not paying a dime for it. Wh...
Lets Help MPs Find Their Manners ... and BRAINS!
Today am taking a break from humor for one reason. A very wise man said that the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures!’ And we have 210 such ticks in this country who really ...
Letter From Lion To Tourists
Dear Visitors To My Jungle;
I wanted to start this letter with a roar but that wont have the desired effect in writing of making you suprise your pants with fluid and maybe semi solid stuff. Thus, let me use something you might understand better. ...
LOLEST .... This is truly funny!
It's the final of the Safari Sevens Rugby, and a man makes his way to his seat right at the VIP dias. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No" says the ne...
Man Saws Off Foot To Avoid Work
Just when you think that the world's idiot manufacturers have at last halted operations at iDiot 5.0 they suprise you again. They have obviously produced a better iDiot with all features of the previous ones plus dozens more including some scary ones...
Marriage VS Politics
There is only one thing that can equal the intricate conspiracies and cajoling that goes on in the world of politics. Marriage. There are no permanent friends, or enemies. And Yes, its a dirty game too.
1. Well, there is alot of corruption. "Hey!...
