Humor Articles
Of Queues and annoying people
I hate a lot of things in this world but nothing pushes my angry I'm-gonna-shoot-you-in-the-eye-then-pee-in-your-mouth button more than queues. The idea of my gonads aligning with some old woman's bored behind promptly sends my jewels into yawning-mo...
Oh Shit! 2012 is here ...
Am afraid for my life. I had promised one lady who goes by the name @CarolineSpencer that I’d write a smashing end of 2011 post and which I even drafted but due to unavoidable circumstances (read excessive intake of beer and clubbing) the post could ...
Oh Shit! The British Premier League
Dear Husband/Boyfriend;
Am writing this letter to you with a lot of sorrow and anguish because I heard the most horrible news. I thought it would never happen again since the last time I heard, they said it was over. But now, come this weekend, I ...
Oh yes, we can reclaim this country!
For the longest time, you and I - the citizens or this country - have been praying and crying for better leadership. Greed, corruption and decisions based on personal gain have been the order of the day. We have politicians sitting on seats worth qua...
Open Letter To Kenneth Marende
Dear Mr Marende;
I hope you are well, considering you most possibly had a less than ideal breakfast possibly comprising of strong tea with a rumor of sugar added to give it some taste. After all, that is what people who earn peanuts take for break...
Party Invitations - A Few Rules Will Do
I hosted a Go-Away-Goat party last weekend. For those who dont know, when someone is going away for a while and you host a goat-eating to bid them farewell, we call that a Go-Away-Goat party. It was for wifey, who is flying out, and the party was hos...
Pay for suspected criminals? Not with my money
Politicians are dedicated idiots. When you sit down and decide that you will pay legal fees for suspected criminals using taxes that you DONT contribute to, I have to say you have a jar of sour porridge for a brain. So much so that the average Kenyan...
Pay Me More Or Else ...
They have demanded a pay rise before they even start working. I am talking about the "Honorable" members of parliament. I don't think they realize how ridiculous the argument fronted by their two brain cells seriously drenched in Blue Moon is.
So...
Prostitution is like Banking
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
Prostitution is like banking...
There is one type of dating which I consider very hassle free and professional like modern banking. Transactional dating. People may call those who offer the service whores but I prefer to use the term transactional daters. Why the respect you may as...
