Humor Articles
The thrill of village weddings ...
“Ngai, niwekee kanyama!” exclaimed a woman with a rainbow of colors on her headscarf. I figured this was definitely not Nicole’s relative. No relative of Nicole would be so meat-starved to a point of pleading for meat in a wedding. They are known for...
There are cobwebs on my blog
If neglected blogs developed cobwebs, mine would be a creepy old one by now considering the reduced attention it has been receiving from yours truly this last couple of weeks. Dust has gathered on my posts am sure - and Loius the pest, he with nine l...
These Marketing Slogans ...
We all love advertisers and marketers. They make our day trying to make us buy this product or that service or even support that cause. But its time to have fun at their expense.
Tired of black outs? Bring the sunshine in with Nuru Multi-purpose s...
These two sexes ... Hmmm...
Someone asked me how women ended up in the kitchen while men are ever obsessed with football. Now am sure I will get in trouble for my reasoning on this topic but again, its my opinion. And I'll give it irrespective of the consequences.
Let me sta...
Things an Idiot Sees At an ATM ...
So what is the deal with the idiots who spend a ridiculously long time at the ATM? How hard can select language, enter PIN, key in money and then collecting it and the receipt really be? Well, this morning I was the victim of a scenario where a guy s...
Think before arguing with a woman
We all know how it goes. He tells him he will unleash his dragon on her. She falls for it only for her to realize later that the so called dragon was actually a lame baby lizard. She keeps the issue to herself until the man rubs her the wrong way and...
Think your job is hard? Try being a sperm ...
While most people complain about their jobs, I think sperms have the hardest job nowadays.
If you were a sperm, you really dont want to be living in the body of a gay guy, a wanker and someone who gets lots of head. You know sperms exist with one ...
This NURU advert fella
I want to hire the NURU advert guy to fill the post of Ministry of Home affairs in my house a.k.a MBOCH. Yes, that retarded gay fella who carries soap in his pocket and dances like he has bugs crawling up his Ministry of Internal affairs.
You kno...
This touched my heart ....
We read emotional stories everyday. But rarely do we read something that immediately makes you want to do something about it. Today, I read such a post by a twitter buddy of mine (@Ngendo87) and it immediately touched my heart. Here is the post .......
Those Matatu Seats ....
Matatus. We hate them, no doubt. But even with all the hate, people still have preferences for some over others. Of late, the tide has been shifting away from the once dominant 14-seater matatus to mini-buses and the other larger ones. However, the f...
